*** ASW - Postwhore Contest #3!! ***

[Jon]

Do it!

 

[Jon]

You are on a computer, anyone who does webmastering as a full time job is a pussy

You're the only pussy here my friend. Stop trying to pull us into your fucked up world.

 

[illusion]

You pay for my tickets to ASW and I will go, but that is right, you are a poor sucker oooooo

 

[Jon]

I am not a webmaster.

 

[Jon]

The whole name "webmaster" is such a programmer's name.

 

[Jon]

Master of the web.

 

[illusion]

You're the only pussy here my friend. Stop trying to pull us into your fucked up world.

*As he says through the protection of the internet*

 

[Jon]

Only people who make templates and layouts that look like they are from circa 1996 call themselves WEBMASTERS, and are proud of it too.

 

[Jon]

*As he says through the protection of the internet*

My bodyguards will crush you!!

 

[Jon]

Goddamn..

 

[Jon]

Post 6666 is farther away than I thought.

 

[Jon]

Maybe 6200 is a better goal for today.

 

[Jon]

Alright.

 

[Jon]

I am great.

 

[Jon]

It's true!

 

[Jon]

Blah blah

 

[Jon]

Illusion is waiting to take my prize of 6200.

 

[illusion]

*cough* Jon's gay *cough*

 

[Jon]

Am I posting it now? Or.... NOW!

 

[illusion]

NOOOOOOO