ASW Recap

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KyleIrwin,

How's the mouth feeling after you got cold cocked for being a total pussy and getting kicked out before you got knocked out.

It's official, 10/10 people at that party felt that Kyle Irwin was a gaping cunt.

The women were totally turned off and offended.
The racial slurs you dropped were immediately followed by a fist to your mouth, which we all enjoyed seeing.
The absolute disrespect you puked, which was totally unprovoked, showed us all what a total douche-bag kid you really are.

We laughed, all of us, when you got punched, didn't have the balls to hit back, and shed a tear when you were threatening to have him arrested for assault.

Lol, couldn't have said it better myself.

As far as outrageousness goes, the group of acai merchants at Club XS on Monday night ordered 60 bottles of Cristal and each one of them came in a flaming bucket carried by a hot girl. In Vegas, the flaming buckets were actually more unusual than the hotties ;)
 
xmcp123, bofu2u and bb_wolfe and I all saw Ron Jeremy walking around with two women no man with that face should ever be within fifteen feet of (imho as a woman).

Agree 100%. Btw, I just want to vouch for her tagline, phillian == woman. A fucking awesome woman. Oh, by the way, for those that went to see cakes' presentation - last question: "Do you suggest any sites like makemoniesonline.com or ppc.bz...?" from DeStone was priceless.

As for the rest of the ASW recap I can't wait to see a few things.

A) Eli and Jelf trying to record me talking about blackhat on the bus coming back from the mansion. Jelf almost had me. (Edit: there were a bunch of random people I never even knew trying to record me talking about blackhat. Fuck.)

B) Me and Eli's pic in the Mansion. It won't stack up to some of the others people's but yeah... I thought it was hilarious.

Overall it was great seeing you all again (will post a full recap on Contempt soon) and I'm glad I didn't get arrested.
 
KyleIrwin,

How's the mouth feeling after you got cold cocked for being a total pussy and getting kicked out before you got knocked out.

It's official, 10/10 people at that party felt that Kyle Irwin was a gaping cunt.

The women were totally turned off and offended.
The racial slurs you dropped were immediately followed by a fist to your mouth, which we all enjoyed seeing.
The absolute disrespect you puked, which was totally unprovoked, showed us all what a total douche-bag kid you really are.

We laughed, all of us, when you got punched, didn't have the balls to hit back, and shed a tear when you were threatening to have him arrested for assault.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH

anyone got a video of this shit?
 
I'll be staying in vegas for few more days.

Eli is all about giving hugs? Totally reminds me of howie mandel fist bumping everyone.

Yeah one thing is don't fuck with BB_Wolfe here on the forum. He can kick your ass in real life, huge ass dude! So is Smax and Ruck...

Thanks for T-Shirts, WF Meetup, and the party at the mansion! Palms party rocked... saw bunch of you guys at the Rhino.

Oh yeah, I will not be staying in RIO again, no WIFI in the room, and watch your ass on the revolving entrance, fuck that extra glass. Ask Jon.
 
I'll be staying in vegas for few more days.

Eli is all about giving hugs? Totally reminds me of howie mandel fist bumping everyone.

Yeah one thing is don't fuck with BB_Wolfe here on the forum. He can kick your ass in real life, huge ass dude! So is Smax and Ruck...

Thanks for T-Shirts, WF Meetup, and the party at the mansion! Palms party rocked... saw bunch of you guys at the Rhino.

Oh yeah, I will not be staying in RIO again, no WIFI in the room, and watch your ass on the revolving entrance, fuck that extra glass. Ask Jon.
Can't wait for this story haha
 
All I can say is I was exhausted after saturday, sunday, and monday night parties. I slept the entire flight home from vegas which was about 6-7 hours with the transfer and evertyhing.
 
Oh yeah, I will not be staying in RIO again, no WIFI in the room, and watch your ass on the revolving entrance, fuck that extra glass. Ask Jon.

Wired is better so people can't run sniffers and shit and you can actually use the internet without being paranoid.
 
BannerBlindness doing his viral commercial after getting knocked off the poker table was pretty funny... BTW for those of you at the game, I got a ride afterwards from that hot ass dealer... FTW!

Peter North party was sick. Got my pic taken with one of the chicks from Ultimate Surrender - Competitive Nude Female Sexual Adult Wrestling Where Winners Tie Up, Dominate, Humiliate, and Fuck The Losers at UltimateSurrender.com - You Must Be Over 18 To Enter!... she put me in a headlock.

Mansion party was also really tite. Like an idiot, I stayed outside in the cold smoking by the pool. I think I remember going through 5-6 blunts.

The show itself brought me some great business, as usual. It seems like some of the companies have started sending out their "higher ups", which is really cool. Good job to the summit for getting these people in.

Also, one other note: Mike Krongel is the motherfucking man. You forget how cool he is when you only see him 1 or 2x per year, but that guy KNOWS how to put on a party and take care of people.

WickedFire rocks, and it was great to meet/see all of you.

And ya... I'm glad bb_wolfe wasn't the one who punched KyleIrwin... that dude's a monster.
 
Lol, couldn't have said it better myself.

As far as outrageousness goes, the group of acai merchants at Club XS on Monday night ordered 60 bottles of Cristal and each one of them came in a flaming bucket carried by a hot girl. In Vegas, the flaming buckets were actually more unusual than the hotties ;)

For the win!
 
I saw the giant line at the meet market and couldn't handle it. I ended up going back to my room and passing out all day. It was cool meeting Jon and everybody...Mike from Firelead is a cool cat. Shoemoney is still pretty fat, imo.


Thanks man! I had a good time at the WF meetup. It was great to meet you.
 
BannerBlindness doing his viral commercial after getting knocked off the poker table was pretty funny... BTW for those of you at the game, I got a ride afterwards from that hot ass dealer... FTW!

Peter North party was sick. Got my pic taken with one of the chicks from Ultimate Surrender - Competitive Nude Female Sexual Adult Wrestling Where Winners Tie Up, Dominate, Humiliate, and Fuck The Losers at UltimateSurrender.com - You Must Be Over 18 To Enter!... she put me in a headlock.

Mansion party was also really tite. Like an idiot, I stayed outside in the cold smoking by the pool. I think I remember going through 5-6 blunts.

The show itself brought me some great business, as usual. It seems like some of the companies have started sending out their "higher ups", which is really cool. Good job to the summit for getting these people in.

Also, one other note: Mike Krongel is the motherfucking man. You forget how cool he is when you only see him 1 or 2x per year, but that guy KNOWS how to put on a party and take care of people.

WickedFire rocks, and it was great to meet/see all of you.

And ya... I'm glad bb_wolfe wasn't the one who punched KyleIrwin... that dude's a monster.

Lucky SOFB!
 
I didn't go to any parties or meetups but it was cool to meet some other WF'ers ad hoc. Hope makemoniesonline stays up thru summer, really looking forward to sporting the tee at defcon and bh09.
 
KyleIrwin,

How's the mouth feeling after you got cold cocked for being a total pussy and getting kicked out before you got knocked out.

It's official, 10/10 people at that party felt that Kyle Irwin was a gaping cunt.

The women were totally turned off and offended.
The racial slurs you dropped were immediately followed by a fist to your mouth, which we all enjoyed seeing.
The absolute disrespect you puked, which was totally unprovoked, showed us all what a total douche-bag kid you really are.

We laughed, all of us, when you got punched, didn't have the balls to hit back, and shed a tear when you were threatening to have him arrested for assault.

Couldn't have described it any better myself!

It was great meeting all of you, putting faces with handle's is always fun. As for quotes of the weekend...i think Machine should change his sig to his quote from poker:

"I'm like the herpes of poker, you'll never get rid of me!!!"

Good shit at the poker tournament! It's a yearly must do.
 
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