At Last, Science Figures Out The Keys To Sexy Dancing

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Turns out the key to being a sexy dancer is the right knee,
At Last, Science Figures Out The Keys to Sexy Dancing | Popular Science

Psychologists at Northumbria University in Newcastle, the U.K., say they have used avatars shimmying to computer-generated dance sequences to pinpoint the moves most likely to win over women, reports LiveScience.

They recruited 19 men between the ages of 18 and 35 to bob to a German dance track while reflectors attached to the men’s clothing recorded their moves. The psychologists then used the motions logged by the reflectors to craft avatars – the same method the makers of Lord of the Rings employed to create the character Gollum, if you’re wondering – and then asked several dozen heterosexual women to rate the avatars. By having women watch 15-second snippets of faceless white creatures rather than actual men, the reasoning goes, the psychologists weeded out possible prejudices that might creep in because of physical attractiveness. (Because women are never prejudiced by looks in real life.)

The results, which appear in the online edition of the Royal Society’s Biology Letters, aren’t what you’d guess. The pelvis gets surprisingly short shrift. Instead, the researchers say, the difference between a bad dancer and good dancer comes down to the neck, torso, and right knee. Women tend to be drawn to men who move their upper bodies, use a lot of space, and vary their movements.
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(Because women are never prejudiced by looks in real life.)

Are they saying that women don't judge guys by looks?
Well, that's bullshit.

Women judge guys and other women by looks all day everyday.
Then they move onto judging them by...

  • What they're wearing
  • How much money they make
  • Who they know
  • Other misc bullshit that really shouldn't matter.
My best friend who is very attractive goes to clubs over in Portland OR weekly. He dances like he is retarded and girls still go after him.

Be attractive, don't be unattractive.
 
These were my seduction lessons.

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It's the safe way to break and pop!
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This move will get you LAID EVERYTIME
 
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