ATTN: JON's NERD ARMY - i am real!

[ChrisS]

OMG Barman is a jersy-racist.

...I guess that's better than being an attention whore though.

 

[Demonez666]

^ ugh hard blow!

 

[Phre0nBurn]

Ive dated quite a few white chicks with big yet sweet asses...
Im not into HUGE asses though, and I don't like fat chicks, so I dunno...

The best ass by far has been my ex that's half puerto rican... She's looks white, she by all means is a boppy white chick... but damn she has a body...

 

[Diana]

hey there's me

which one are you?
asian?

 

[Diana]

Diana I've got a plan so sharp you could pick your teeth with it.

huh? and what?

 

[Diana]

Well shouldn't we lower the bar for a white girl's ass?

I need badonkadonk affirmative action.

Right on Brotha! (fist in the air)

 

[DruSam]

Hey, if you ladies really want a bigger butt, I can train you. You'll need to eat plenty of soul food and do squats. pm me for details.

There is a small fee involved.

 

[DruSam]

sex helps the fastest actually at several millimeters per hump.

 

[petabread]

Good Googley Moogley, that thang is juicy...post more now.

what's wrong with being a ho?

btw. THIS is badonkadonk.

 

[Phre0nBurn]

Damn...
The first time I saw that pic it just rendered the black chick... But the second girl is fucking BANGIN...

Thats the kinda ass I like


EDIT: Oh, and Diana, if that really is you in the pic, you have Yellow Cake.

If you don't know what it is, don't ask.

 

[DruSam]

i'll post more badonkadonk gifs when i'm finished reading my python book.

 

[1timedeal]

Fuck the books, Post now damnit!

 

[Andrew]

Ah, the chick whose ass crack was hanging out everywhere. Yeah guys, she is real.

 

[emp]

Er... I missed something.
Why should I care that she is a person and can post on a forum?

::emp::

 

[Diana]

Damn...
The first time I saw that pic it just rendered the black chick... But the second girl is fucking BANGIN...

Thats the kinda ass I like


EDIT: Oh, and Diana, if that really is you in the pic, you have Yellow Cake.

If you don't know what it is, don't ask.

yellow cake.
i urban dictionary'ed it and i got "One of the deadliest weapons of mass destruction" i dont get it. please explain.

 

[Diana]

Ah, the chick whose ass crack was hanging out everywhere. Yeah guys, she is real.

you could or could not be joking about that. yes my crack hangs out. it unstoppable unless i wear high cut mom-jeans. i think my toosh is just cut high.

 

[Phre0nBurn]

I just had to post this... I don't know why. But god damn she is fine.
Sorry for being OT.

 

[DruSam]

mom jeans FTW.

 

[nachoninja]

fucking mom butts

 

[smoosh]

The topic is deteriorating...I went from nice-ass musings to contemplating puking immediately...