auotmated bj machine
- Thread starter Phoenixz
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Phoenixz kicked the door down and cocked the pump-action shotgun in EricVonDoobie's pale face. His entourage entered the run-down apartment with him as he stepped towards EricVonDoobie, aiming between her eyes. "Where's the fuckin snow, bitch?" he yelled as his thugs began to toss and tear everything in sight. She was shaking in nothing but her under garments. There was a loud noise from the bedroom behind her. Phoenixz's shotgun twitched at the sound and then back to EricVonDoobie, "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?" he screamed. Someone dressed in a giant smiling bear costume, wearing a strap-on came waltzing into view. "What the fu-" Phoenixz's exclamation of dismay was interrupted as the bear lunged at him wrapping its big fuzzy arms around his neck and squeezing like a python. Phoenixz struggled violently and gagged helplessly. His face buried in fur as his friends came staggering into the room, emptying their pistols into the bear. Sparks and the sounds of ricocheting bullets flooded the living room until all bullets were spent. The bear let Phoenixz go, his limp body thumped against the carpet. A deep voice came from underneath the costume, "Who else needs a hug?"
