BALLERS ONLY: THIS is who you get to DJ a party



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Guys btw, when I'm not actually making monies online I've been known to get down on the 1200's and this guy looks like he wouldn't know a cartridge stylus from the tonearm. +__+
 
Paper Clique said:
Guys btw, when I'm not actually making monies online I've been known to get down on the 1200's and this guy looks like he wouldn't know a cartridge stylus from the tonearm. +__+
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Listen boothie- that guy isn't some fucking DJ AM/PM nike collecting dumbass. THAT right there son is an honest to goodness fucking wedding frequenting one-man party machine.

You see that locally airbrushed (at the mall- what's up!?) sign on the front of his cart that he likely had that chick wheel in for him while drinking charcoal filtered vodka out of the bottle to chase away the hangover that plagued him while trying to chase away the previous hangover? Yeah, that means he's legit.

You see how fucking FADED that guy is? He's not beat matching SHIT. The following phrases aren't even in that stone cold killers vocabulary:

-club banger
-scott storch
-drop the beat
-on the mic
-gold bottles

And you know why? Because anyone who shows up to a paid gig, AT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEDDING, and proceeds to get so blitzed off the open bar (which from the looks of the video was Busch and SoCo straight from the handle in a Dale Sr. special edition Igloo 144 can 'Taigatin' edition cooler), and then hit up the famous Phil "Gangsta Lean" Collins tom roll on some sloopy whales tiyatz is THE.FUCKING.MAN.

That's why.

Goodnight.
 
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