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hopefully someone writes a real one soon with legit iPhone shots of everything described

P.S: not bad, I actually read the whole thing..
 
Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare.
First ship 'em dope & let 'em deal the brothers.
Give 'em guns, step back, and watch 'em kill each other.
"It's time to fight back", that's what Huey said.
2 shots in the dark now Huey's dead.


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I claim to live like the idle rich, but I also sell website design in my forum signature and have several itraders for content writing.


Fake ballin!

LMAO. This is why I don't claim to be ballin when I'm not.

I wake up every day in my cramped 1 bedroom apartment, drink a glass of water, thrown on some clothes I have neglected to wash for 3 days, and then check my email while I eat ramen noodles.

I work for a few hours then have a bologna sandwich. I work a few more hours then make microwave burritos for dinner. Then I beat off and picture all the women I will never sleep with.

I drink myself into a drunken stupor with cheap beer while I play video games because I fucking hate my life and don't live up to my potential. Then I pass out in my own drool and/or vomit.
 
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Dwight Schrute. I'm 27 years old.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 
Dear fellow reader,
My name is Lisa, and I'm from California and want to publish some information about my weight reduction diet. I have been seeing many reports on the Acai Berry diet on MSNBC, CNN, CBS, Channel 8 News, Channel 7 News, Channel 6 News, channel 5 News and in Health News, so I decided to try it and want to share my story with you so that you will be inspired by my example and avoid the lies that many companies use. I am not medical guru; I'm just a young mother who has figured out a system that seems to be more efficient than the other popular products you have tried that didn't work. Hopefully my example will provide encouragement to get the same results I did.
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Look at my before and after pictures above. This was what I got by using the Acai Berry and Colon Cleanse the top diet pillsproducts on the online or offline market! I found out you can actually get them online. Here I present my diet that brought all these amazing results!

Where I got the extra pounds
Most people are of the misconception that people with extra pounds face the problem because they are lazy. The truth is many females gain extra weight because of their daily routine, and it's quite boring. It has nothing at all to do with being lazy.
Before I started having children I was slim, but after I had my youngest child I realized I had almost 20 pounds of unwanted weight. The only solution I saw to the problem was to begin dieting. I tried every diet available that said you could lose bell fat. I tried all of the new "brand name" diet programs including the lemonade diet and fasting! Whenever something new hit the market I tried it but without any lasting success so I gave up.
My lack of success in dropping the pounds caused me to stop going out with friends because I didn't feel good about myself. This caused me to start eating more because I just didn't care any more--I was on a downward spiral and couldn't seem to change it. It just so happens I watched something on a TV show that really turned my world around and gave me the hope I needed to be successful.

The products that changed my life
It was just my luck that I was watching the TV show when a Top Doctor was asked to talking about the benefits of Acai. If it wasn't for watching TV at that precise moment, I would probably still be fighting to lose the weight I gained. I won't mention the doctor's name because I don't want this testimonial to appear like an advertisement.
This doctor is a nutritional expert as well as well as a professor with work published in various publications, medical books and nutritional magazines. In addition, the show on which he presented Acai is one I absolutely trusted, so there was no reason for me to hesitate about trying the Acai diet.
The doctor talked about a new fruit that is native to the Amazon called Acai which is contains more power than red wine or pomegranate. The secret in the diet's power is the supplement is six times more undiluted than in juice form.
After watching the show I came to the conclusion that Acai was the product I had been looking for all this time. After the show I did some research and discover that even CNN, ABC and the Wall Street Journal have run articles on the health benefits of Acai berries. Various TV stars have used these capsules with great success, and they look fabulous now!
According to the doctor a person follow all the diet and exercise plans and not lose weight unless you take the right supplements to cleanse and energize you. I figured maybe that was my problem, and cleansing the colon would immediately help you escape excess pounds in ways that were impossible with just diet and exercise plans.
What really appealed to me was the doctors were not attempting to promote any specific product. They were helping inform the public of the benefits by taking either the Acai Berry or Colon Cleanse product.

Amazing diet helped me burn extra pounds quickly
The two products that provided me the excellent results were the Pure Acai Berry Max and Colon Cleanse. The products are sold separately by two different companies, but I had already decided to use both products.

Eliminate Excess Pounds for Good
After conducting my own research I decided to try both of the bills to determine if the idea of a "double diet" would be enough for me. In order to reduce my expenses searched to find the best pills with the highest quality Acai berry supplement available. I decided on Pure Acai Berry Max and Colon Cleanse.
Here is the diet routine I followed:
Step 1: Click Here To Order Your Free trial Pure Acai Berry Max

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Here is my diet routine:
Step 1:
Pure Acai Berry Max is the biggest part of my routine provides the following:

Raises my energy level because it provides more vitamins than any other food on earth.
Helps me avoid hunger. I was amazed that I was just not hungry anymore.
Boosts the metabolism.
Rejuvenates the skin cells so avoid wrinkles from excess weight loss.
I got a one-month supply of Pure Acai Berry Max and take one capsule in the morning and one before I go to bed.

Step 2:
Colon Cleanse The Colon Cleanse is the next essential part of my daily routine. While the Acai provides energy, rejuvenates my cells and curbs my appetite, the Colon Cleanse does the following:

Removes walls of junk that has accumulated in my intestines over the years.
Once my intestines were cleaned out, it became much easier to get rid of the fat.
Since the colon is now free of excess junk, it will be easier for the body to use the Acai Berry to your benefit.
All of this will help you get rid of excess water, tighten your skin and make you feel 10-15 years young, boost your energy, control your mood, blood pressure and total cholesterol levels.

I chose to get a one-month supply of the Colon Cleanse and take 1 capsule in the morning and 1 in the evening along with the Acai.
My Fabulous Results
During my 30 day trial period I lost a total of 12 pounds. I continued using both the Pure Acai Berry Max and Colon Cleanse and lost another 4 pounds within 14 days. That means I lost a total of 16 pounds in less than 6 weeks.
My husband absolutely loves it because now I actually feel like doing things with him and the kids because I'm not tired from the extra weight.
I recommend you try my method of weight loss. It's the only thing that worked for me after years of yo-yo dieting.
Be sure to order both Pure Acai Berry Max and Colon Cleanse if you expect the highest possible results.
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Hope it will work for you,
Lisa
 
Perfect song for your post. I understand your motive. Creative Visualization works bros.

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Wake up hopefully before noon (because I have a strict rule about not brewing coffee after noon, and I enjoy coffee).

Put on socks, don't put on pants, Guerilla style.

Stalk mattseh on FB.

Open macbook pro, complain about how shitty it is to anyone that will listen.

Pirate movies. Sometimes pirate pirate movies.

Drink beer. Get heartburn. Switch to wine hoping it will help. Run out of wine. Switch back to beer.

Sleep.
 
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Dwight Schrute. I'm 27 years old.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Do you like Huey Lewis & The News too? :)
 
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That sounds more believable than all other stories;)

LMAO. This is why I don't claim to be ballin when I'm not.

I wake up every day in my cramped 1 bedroom apartment, drink a glass of water, thrown on some clothes I have neglected to wash for 3 days, and then check my email while I eat ramen noodles.

I work for a few hours then have a bologna sandwich. I work a few more hours then make microwave burritos for dinner. Then I beat off and picture all the women I will never sleep with.

I drink myself into a drunken stupor with cheap beer while I play video games because I fucking hate my life and don't live up to my potential. Then I pass out in my own drool and/or vomit.
 
Wake up, jerk off in some guy's hair who's laying passed out drunk on my lawn to piss him off, drink a Natty Light, go creep on some undergrad girls out to lunch, maybe roll around on a moped without a shirt on.

Ballin.
 
Wake up, jerk off in some guy's hair who's laying passed out drunk on my lawn to piss him off, drink a Natty Light, go creep on some undergrad girls out to lunch, maybe roll around on a moped without a shirt on.

Ballin.

LOL that's the life. I went to school in Richmond and that was our piss beer of choice. Must be a regional thing. Long live the Natty Light!
 
Who cares if you're ballin, let me explain something..

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