Be careful if you shop at home depot

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John

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Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not
to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
 
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Damn, that was cheap! I would love to see those girls here, because my wallet is empty anyway :-)
 
You must be reading the same forums as me because I heard that one last week ;)
 
I get this on e-mail about once a year, but it is still funny. I go to home depot every weekend looking for them, but just end up with more yardwork to do.
 
Everytime I go there I just seem to end up back at my car, by myself, with my wood in my hand. damn
 
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