Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I'm showing that to my dad. He and my mother had one of the worst divorces in history, and they would always pull shit like this on eachother. Even as a kid I thought it was too funny not to laugh about it. Sure, they are my parents, but the creativity on both their parts was ingenious. I already have a speech written about it for my wedding day. I guess it will be my way of flipping them both the bird, but in a loving way, as a show of thanks.
That letter fucking rocks.