Best Threads of 2008!

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Shady's SEO thread, that thread about FB ads (or was it myspace), and probably some from earlier in the year I can't remember.
 
CorrectAD said:
http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/46544-where-fuck-all-my-investing-ass-home-slices.html

Best thread of 2008
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The best part is the quote from their About Us page...in ugly ass times new roman font.
Once upon a time...lived a little dinosaur...he had no friends...no family...all he had was himself and his balls...as the little dinosaur got older and stronger...he began to adventure the web...he visited all the porns sites...and masterbated like 20 times a day...but after awhile...something just didn't feel right...he knew something about this whole internet porn world was missing...he thought...and thought...and thought...and finally he knew exactly what was missing from the internet porn world...the only time he ever used his tool was to masterbate to dino porn...and it was his dream in life to let the whole world use his tool...so he prayed to the e-god Bill Gatorsaurus to answer his prayer...so later that night he fell asleep...and he was woken up by a nerdy loud voice! The voice spoke to him...the voice said " ORGAZILLA! this is Bill Gatosaurus the e-god of the web...I am here to make your dreams come true...I am going to make your tool the biggest thing on the web...I will let everybody use your tool and love it!"...Orgazilla was a new dinosaur...he was the new internet sensation and everybody loved his tool.

 Orgazilla -About Us
 
xmcp123 said:
Adding to that fantasticness, this is a quote from their "about us" page...in ugly ass times new roman font.
Once upon a time...lived a little dinosaur...he had no friends...no family...all he had was himself and his balls...as the little dinosaur got older and stronger...he began to adventure the web...he visited all the porns sites...and masterbated like 20 times a day...but after awhile...something just didn't feel right...he knew something about this whole internet porn world was missing...he thought...and thought...and thought...and finally he knew exactly what was missing from the internet porn world...the only time he ever used his tool was to masterbate to dino porn...and it was his dream in life to let the whole world use his tool...so he prayed to the e-god Bill Gatorsaurus to answer his prayer...so later that night he fell asleep...and he was woken up by a nerdy loud voice! The voice spoke to him...the voice said " ORGAZILLA! this is Bill Gatosaurus the e-god of the web...I am here to make your dreams come true...I am going to make your tool the biggest thing on the web...I will let everybody use your tool and love it!"...Orgazilla was a new dinosaur...he was the new internet sensation and everybody loved his tool.

No joke. Orgazilla -About Us
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this has to be a joke right...
 
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