Bible In Urine: No Violence - Mohammed Cartoon: Mass Murders - Who's The Extremists?

[medicalhumor]

lol, too funny. + rep

Here's how this Quran-burning debacle is going to play out:

1. In 6 months, heavyt is gonna come around, and reveal the whole thing was his followup to 2girls1cup. (He wanted to do something offline. Something new. Something exciting.)

2. He'll explain how he hired this out-of-work actor named Terry Jones. For $10,000, the dude was willing to leave his wife and kids for a few weeks, and plant himself in Gainesville, Florida. Jones knew the gig was, as heavyt explained, "gonna make a few people mad." The 50-member congregation? Yeah... heavyt's friends and some hired hands.

3. He'll explain he never imagined that it would catch on and blow up like it did. YouTube impressions went off the charts. The NY imam's call? Well, that started with heavyt saying to a couple friends, "huh, huh, huh... wouldn't it be funny if we could..."

4. He'll tell us how things "kinda got a little outta hand." The Vatican's call, flak from Obama and Clinton, and then Petraeus's comments? Total surprise. A good one because the media just ate that stuff up.

5. He'll then explain how Jones came to him recently and told him, "Dude, this is NOT what I signed up for. I got a family, man! I can't be getting death threats! I want out." By this time, donations were already coming in (see, that's how heavyt was gonna monetize). Jones was offered 10%. He agreed to stick around. For now.

6. By this time, things really heated up. Afghans were steaming mad. They threatened to find the pastor, and send him to his maker. This, of course, scared the juice outta Jones who told heavyt, "I'm callin' this whole thing off. Ain't no way I'm dying for $10,000 and a percentage."

And here we are, six months later with heavyt revealing the whole thing to us. He'll share stats, including YouTube impressions, traffic to the "church" website, and donations. Lots and lots of donations.

He'll then tell us his book is gonna hit the stores soon. Big publisher, huge promotion. The book is called , "How To Pwn The World And Become Rich Doing It: The True Story Of A Man, His Laptop, And A Wall Of Monitors (oh, and a bunch of pissed off Afghans)".

The book will become an instant bestseller. heavyt will go on Oprah to help launch his book signing tour.

While on the tour, he'll crash his car (yeah, a Viper). He'll come out of it completely unscathed, but he'll tweet his goodbyes, saying "it was fun while it lasted."

 

[zingo]

Man ignites Koran near Ground Zero, apparently prompted by Florida Pastor Terry Jones

 

[jacky8]

Something like that may actually get Muslims to debate their own belief system, at least versus Western ideas, which in the long run is positive, as there is no tradition of self-criticism in Islam, one one of the reasons it remains so backward. Critics are always attacked, ideas cannot be discussed, set in stone - this has to change.

Religion doesn't make good people do bad things. Religion is an excuse for bad people to do bad things.

Great.

 

[Chianti]

Rusky said:
> Christians are the most giving, caring, charitable people I've ever meet.
> There also the first to help in major world disasters and are the only
> one's that seem to care about 3rd world hunger and lack of clean water.

Development Assistance by country as a percentage of GNI (April 2010)

1.

Sweden - 1.12% <----- 85% reject religion (2005)
2.

Norway - 1.06% <----- 72% reject religion (2005)
3.

Luxembourg - 1.01%
4.

Denmark - 0.88% <----- 80% reject religion (2005)
5.

Netherlands - 0.82% <----- 44% reject religion (2005)
6.

Belgium - 0.55% <----- 43% reject religion (2005)
7.

Finland - 0.54% <----- 60% reject religion (2005)
8.

Ireland - 0.54%
9.

United Kingdom - 0.52%
10.

Switzerland - 0.47%
11.

France- 0.46%
12.

Spain - 0.46%
13.

Germany - 0.35%
14.

Canada - 0.30%
15.

Austria - 0.30%
16.

Australia - 0.29%
17.

New Zealand - 0.29% <----- 22% reject religion (2005)
18.

Portugal - 0.23% <----- 9% reject religion (2005)
19.

United States - 0.20% <----- 9% reject religion (2005)
20.

Greece - 0.19% <----- 16% reject religion (2005)
21.

Japan - 0.18%
22.

Italy - 0.16% <----- 15% reject religion (2005)
23.

South Korea - 0.10%

Contrary to your anecdotal assertion, it appears on the face of it that
there is an inverse correlation between how religious a country is and
how much aid/charity it gives.

 

[pat J]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcUdruhgyw"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

Awesome.

 

[adigitalorange]

Rusky said:
> Christians are the most giving, caring, charitable people I've ever meet.
> There also the first to help in major world disasters and are the only
> one's that seem to care about 3rd world hunger and lack of clean water.

Development Assistance by country as a percentage of GNI (April 2010)

1.

Sweden - 1.12% <----- 85% reject religion (2005)
2.

Norway - 1.06% <----- 72% reject religion (2005)
3.

Luxembourg - 1.01%
4.

Denmark - 0.88% <----- 80% reject religion (2005)
5.

Netherlands - 0.82% <----- 44% reject religion (2005)
6.

Belgium - 0.55% <----- 43% reject religion (2005)
7.

Finland - 0.54% <----- 60% reject religion (2005)
8.

Ireland - 0.54%
9.

United Kingdom - 0.52%
10.

Switzerland - 0.47%
11.

France- 0.46%
12.

Spain - 0.46%
13.

Germany - 0.35%
14.

Canada - 0.30%
15.

Austria - 0.30%
16.

Australia - 0.29%
17.

New Zealand - 0.29% <----- 22% reject religion (2005)
18.

Portugal - 0.23% <----- 9% reject religion (2005)
19.

United States - 0.20% <----- 9% reject religion (2005)
20.

Greece - 0.19% <----- 16% reject religion (2005)
21.

Japan - 0.18%
22.

Italy - 0.16% <----- 15% reject religion (2005)
23.

South Korea - 0.10%

Contrary to your anecdotal assertion, it appears on the face of it that
there is an inverse correlation between how religious a country is and
how much aid/charity it gives.

This argument literally makes me fucking sick. You liberals use it time and time again to bash Christianity.

World Top Ten Foreign Aid Donor Countries

Notice what country is at the top of that list , the U.S. We have some of the richest people in the world who account for lots of that (think Bill Gates' foundation). You guys use this bullshit argument stating because of out gross national income proportionally we don't give as much. Well you know what fuckstick, stick this argument up your ass. The U.S. has (and my guess is will continually) give the most foreign AID, PERIOD.

You liberals who hate America can spin your bullshit facts all you want (like using the GNI to calculate who gives the most, what the fuck is that bullshit), but the fact is the same, we still give the most overall year after fucking year.

 

[shopdeal]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Awesome.

someone man'ed up.

 

[medicalhumor]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Awesome.

Wait, I missed the part where he was beheaded by a terrorist Muslim
Popeye and Hellblazer swore that what every Muslim wants to do.

I'm confused

 

[HealthConverter]

Hey guys! I burnt a copy of the Koran as well yesterday!

 

[shopdeal]

Hey guys! I burnt a copy of the Koran as well yesterday!

 

[Rusky]

Rusky said:
> Christians are the most giving, caring, charitable people I've ever meet.
> There also the first to help in major world disasters and are the only
> one's that seem to care about 3rd world hunger and lack of clean water.

Development Assistance by country as a percentage of GNI (April 2010)

1.

Sweden - 1.12% <----- 85% reject religion (2005)
2.

Norway - 1.06% <----- 72% reject religion (2005)
3.

Luxembourg - 1.01%
4.

Denmark - 0.88% <----- 80% reject religion (2005)
5.

Netherlands - 0.82% <----- 44% reject religion (2005)
6.

Belgium - 0.55% <----- 43% reject religion (2005)
7.

Finland - 0.54% <----- 60% reject religion (2005)
8.

Ireland - 0.54%
9.

United Kingdom - 0.52%
10.

Switzerland - 0.47%
11.

France- 0.46%
12.

Spain - 0.46%
13.

Germany - 0.35%
14.

Canada - 0.30%
15.

Austria - 0.30%
16.

Australia - 0.29%
17.

New Zealand - 0.29% <----- 22% reject religion (2005)
18.

Portugal - 0.23% <----- 9% reject religion (2005)
19.

United States - 0.20% <----- 9% reject religion (2005)
20.

Greece - 0.19% <----- 16% reject religion (2005)
21.

Japan - 0.18%
22.

Italy - 0.16% <----- 15% reject religion (2005)
23.

South Korea - 0.10%

Contrary to your anecdotal assertion, it appears on the face of it that
there is an inverse correlation between how religious a country is and
how much aid/charity it gives.

Its not our fault we have so much money. Greece is after US. LOL.
Now lets look at the numbers.
Looks like US is 1/4 of the total ODA.
UK is #2 - I believe Christianity is the main religion there also.
France #4 - I believe mostly Catholics there.
Plus I'm not sure if this includes private funds.

 

[Rusky]

Since we started this. Heres a visual. Wiki authors are just to fucken liberal and atheist for me. You never get the whole story.

 

[pat J]

There is one major reason why americans donate more than others. Tax breaks. There is no such thing in any other country as far as i know. The French, Italians and Germans all pay high taxes, and the money they pay is usually used for the same things as the money americans donate to charity.

 

[Nutella]

Iran mourns America's dead

 

[pat J]

Iran mourns America's dead

PR...

 

[Chianti]

 

[Rusky]

^^^
You are.
Your graph shows a total of 22 billion in donation.
In reality we donate over 300 billion. Somehow your graph didn't include all the numbers.
Plus you must have missed the bar graph that clearly shows religious people give more to secular causes than do secular people. Plus they lead with donations is all other categories.
I believe that proves my point, your were so eagerly trying to disprove.