Big Foot has been found!

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I saw the picture of the dead thing in the freezer box, I think 'tis fucking coooool.

What took so long to discover the big foot ought? Kinda weird.
 
I'm calling publicity stunt. These guys are about to open up a costume store just in time for Halloween and thing in the icebox is their debut.
 
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Ugly mo fo is what it is

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They said DNA tests were in process on Friday so Today which means about 48 hours until the results get back, then another 48 hours of debate if they are real and then contact the news will be another 48 hours.

I would say the truth will be out in about 7 days.
 
I know what it is, its an attempt to get traffic to there site that was made by there 4 year old daughter in order to rank in some huge cash from there 1 Google image banner at the very bottom of a long text based ugly as fuck website.

I'm betting if they can get about 1 to 2 Million unique from the exposure and based upon there website layout I'd estimate a high profit range of 5 to 10 cents, yes thats right cents, you can't beat those numbers these days, I wish I would have thought about it first.
 
Look at all those bigfoot keywords that nobody is bidding on.

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Publicity stunts these days are so awesome, but what isn't awesome is that dumbasses actually believe them.
 
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