Bored at work... make me laugh and you get +rep

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i know how to make you laugh- not by looking at this, but sending it out to your unsuspecting friends and seeing their reaction...

NOT WORK SAFE AND THIS IS DISGUSTING - YOU MIGHT PUKE - I AM SERIOUS

i am not even going to link this, i will just write out the url...

tubgirl<dot>com

that got sent to me years back by a friend who was like 'dude this is the best porn site ever!' ugh.

i can't believe it is still up - the guy who owns this must still be laughing his ass off at the number of people who have been disgusted by this over the years...
 
A little girl walks in on her dad in the shower and asks him, "Daddy, when will I get a penis?"

"As soon as mommy leaves for work."

(From a George Carlin act I saw the other night...)
 
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. You see, they don't know I'm only using blanks."

"I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."

"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
 
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