BREAKING NEWS: FAT ASSHOLE CHARTERS JET, JET CAN'T TAKE OFF

[papajohn56]

In Vegas you can get a seat on a private jet going somewhere worth going for $500ish. What do you get for that out there in the glades, a fanboat and a lungful of mosquitoes?

Don't be knockin' gator lifestyle :cool2:

 

[emp]

those tags are great.

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[learningcurve]

The hate on this forum is AWESOME. Good luck bros.

 

[poisonsembrace]

Looks like shoemoney back in the day.

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

There's nothing wrong with making a shitton of money. There's nothing wrong with enjoying that money. There's nothing wrong with spending your entire life doing things you enjoy with the shitton of money you make.

But just like gravity, you're a heavy piece of shit that brings other people down.

Here's to having a negative impact on society, both to the wallets of poor people and actual load on concrete.

inb4 papajohn lecture on gravity

 

[ebtek]

 

[Rippy]

ha ha ha

 

[lwbco]

bump for posterity, remember the good times

 

[Dwight Schrute]

 

[Dr_Ngo]

I don't get the jokes about heavy being forever alone, the guy's married right?

 

[ly2 from WF]

IN B4 heavyT suicide failure when he sees this thread has been resurrected.

bloods on your hands, lwbco

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I don't get the jokes about heavy being forever alone, the guy's married right?

Inb4 Skype chat logs referencing an AM biting her pillow.


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[erifdekciw]

Inb4 Skype chat logs referencing an AM biting her pillow.


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not sure what to make of this statement, but I got a semi right now...

 

[ebtek]

not sure what to make of this statement, but I got a semi right now...

fat guy and fat girl ran out of food and are improvising, gave you a semi?

 

[erifdekciw]

fat guy and fat girl ran out of food and are improvising, gave you a semi?

Well to me what I got out of that was... a fat guy was plowing an AM while she bit down on a pillow and took it so she could earn big commission checks.


I don't know the back story to this so im guessing im not even close?


DOESN'T MATTER ALREADY FAP'D