Breastfeeding Tips

[IceToEskimos]

As many of you know, Carol and I are preggo, AGAIN!

Anyway, we are really committed to raising our baby (Ethan/Amber) as healthfully as possible, but after our difficult experience with breast feeding the last time around, we are looking for some tips as to how we can make it work this time.

We've already talked to our doctor, so now we are turning to you.

Help us raise a healthy baby!

 

[thehobbster]

I like to rub a little peanut butter around my areola's. It tends to get the baby to latch on and, since they are often so fussy about eating, I know they are getting their calories.

 

[skohh]

I like to rub a little peanut butter around my areola's. It tends to get the baby to latch on and, since they are often so fussy about eating, I know they are getting their calories.

I do this but with Jeffrey... I mean, I don't even

 

[IceToEskimos]

I do this but with Jeffrey... I mean, I don't even

I support the rights of gay people to marry and adopt children of their own.

 

[thehobbster]

I support the rights of gay people to marry and adopt children of their own.

Even though the Bible teaches the immorality of homosexual lust, it also tells us to love our neighbor and treat them how I want to be treated. So I mean, it's confusing because I want to be lusted after too, ya know?

 

[O Marina]

As many of you know, Carol and I are preggo, AGAIN!

Anyway, we are really committed to raising our baby (Ethan/Amber) as healthfully as possible, but after our difficult experience with breast feeding the last time around, we are looking for some tips as to how we can make it work this time.

We've already talked to our doctor, so now we are turning to you.

Help us raise a healthy baby!

Read a book on how to properly potty train your child. Freud thinks this is very very important. Serious. Psychosexual development.

 

[amateursurgeon]

As many of you know, Carol and I are preggo, AGAIN!

Anyway, we are really committed to raising our baby (Ethan/Amber) as healthfully as possible, but after our difficult experience with breast feeding the last time around, we are looking for some tips as to how we can make it work this time.

We've already talked to our doctor, so now we are turning to you.

Help us raise a healthy baby!

Try getting Carol to breastfeed this time. I know you enjoy the feeling of a tiny infant nuzzling at your nipples, but it's meant to be for the baby's benefit, not yours.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I will be praying for you, brother.

 

[erect]

it's all about endurance, you need to personally start suckling the teat nightly. Months of preparation will have your offspring feasting in the land of milk and honey at a young age.

congrats

 

[mkultra]

That you may nurse and be satisfied with her comforting breasts, That you may suck and be delighted with her bountiful bosom.

-Isaiah 66:11


AMEN!