Bump after Masturbating

[Dwight Schrute]

Otherwise known as:

For men -
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Polishing the bishop
Flogging the dolphin

For ladies -
Playing the clittar
Double-clicking your mouse
Scratching the turntable

:love-smiley-086:
God bless America

 

[cougarclaws]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDWU2SR27g4"]YouTube - ‪Kramer - I'm Out!‬‏[/ame]

 

[mgtarheels]

You creepy fuck.

 

[lukep]

So let me get this straight Dwight... You want to be informed when everyone here (mostly men) masturbates? Hmmm...

If you just want numbers, simply watch the number of new people on one of LearningCurve's recent threads by refreshing the screen a lot... That should be pretty accurate.

 

[dmnEPC]

Bump

 

[faceblogger]

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE

Yes.

 

[Lithium.]

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE

Go on...

 

[handrewrites]

itt: post count doubles for most members.

Just said hi to my monster.

 

[CPW-Carl]

 

[faceblogger]

Bump

 

[vortex]

 

[david_marks]

Bump Bump

 

[Bofu2U]

At the office, bump.

 

[beamup]

WTF... hahahahahh

 

[AustinP]

My penis isnt standing.

 

[Fatbat]

Bump.

 

[Fatbat]

Bumpage.

 

[Fatbat]

Uh, bump again.

 

[learningcurve]

This thread scares me. Might have to stop posting tits.

 

[Chianti]