So let me get this straight Dwight... You want to be informed when everyone here (mostly men) masturbates? Hmmm...
If you just want numbers, simply watch the number of new people on one of LearningCurve's recent threads by refreshing the screen a lot... That should be pretty accurate.
Wifey on periods?Otherwise known as:
For men -
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Polishing the bishop
Flogging the dolphin
For ladies -
Playing the clittar
Double-clicking your mouse
Scratching the turntable
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God bless America