Can any one pay attention here!

[SmartDoctor]

Do any one out there care to Hire Me? I feel wasted! As a well seasoned web copy writer I feel abused By the job market now does anyone out there care to know my skills, hire me or any advice I will appreciate PM me if you want serious bi

 

[.Hack]

 

[seous]

If you can't get buyers at first, offer some free review copies and more people will be interested. But aside from that note, I fking lol'd at that picture.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Do any one out there care to Hire Me? I feel wasted! As a well seasoned web copy writer I feel abused By the job market now does anyone out there care to know my skills, hire me or any advice I will appreciate PM me if you want serious bi

You managed to provide all the reason not to hire you in your first two "sentences". Congrats bro.

 

[FTC-Hater]

Your use of capitalization is pretty good, not sure why you no get clients

 

[dubbyah]

Hello,

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[JakeStratham]

Declaring yourself a "well seasoned web copy writer" does not make you a well-seasoned copywriter.

Heck, I can make declarations, too. Watch.

I am an astronaut.

 

[erifdekciw]

How are you gonna say your a good copy writer when you can't even write up a good enough post to get any clients. Let anyone get anyone to even think about hiring you. You suck.

 

[maxifwl]

That's not the way to get any clients, buddy... sorry...

 

[profuse]

I think that in order for you to get copy clients.. you might actually have to write some copy... At least tell us why should we hire you..

 

[cougarclaws]

fuckin lol'd at this thread.

 

[Your_Pal]

I would suggest you to find jobs on freelancing sites like Elance, odesk or freelancer.com

hope it helps

 

[secondfire]

Present Yourself like Master not like Begger.