CECIL

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May 13, 2011
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dont tripp
There is shitloads of poaching/kidnapping/ selling rare exotic animals around the world at all times every year but this one is hitting everyone the hardest. I feel sorry for that dentist, this must hurt like a root canal.

Damn my dawg.
 


People were ripping his daughter apart too, and she had nothing to do with it...

Just a bunch of people living shitty lives, looking for any excuse to make another person's life worse.

The reservation/tourist resort/whatever it was, said they animal was this highly prized, famous attraction, yada, yada.. (Yet it's not even on their website. No mention of that "specific" animal..)

Was good too see some people defending the daughter on Yelp though.
 
The mob mentality is frightening.

If you piss off the right people on the internet, all hell breaks loose. I swear most of the hype is from people parroting what other people have said, and not having opinions of their own.

Granted, I think the hunt was in poor taste. I have no desire to harm such a creature.
 
Apparently, he's not a very good marketer, because he obviously marketed the wrong shit.

EDIT: Think I'll agree with Jimmy Kimmel on this one. If you need to spend $50k to goto Africa and kill a lion in order to get an erection, there's something wrong with you.

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fuck him, he had it coming. swanning around like he's the king of the jungle when his name is Cecil. no pride in the pride with Cecil being there
 
I would at least have some courtesy and made a sandwich out of that lion.

Lion sandwich, now that is a meal for champions.

Also, get rekt Cecile, you and your faggot name (sorry to all wf Ceciles)
 
Am I the only person that doesn't really care? I think it's pretty stupid to go after someone for enjoying hunting exotic animals. His track record indicates that he was either deceived by his guides in killing that particular lion or (less likely) his guides were particularly unlucky in picking that particular lion by mistake. This is just more of people whining because of their feeeeelings.
 
This is probably the most annoying and ridiculous news story of 2015. The only take out for me as a marketer is that the name "Cecil" is clearly a winner. I'll remember that next time I build a dating lander.

Yesterday I was watching an interview with the dentist's lawyer located in Kenya. This is how the interview went:

News anchor: did your client know that this was a famous lion before he pulled the trigger?
Lawyer: no, my client had no idea it was a famous lion.
News anchor: do you know that people are angry?
Lawyer : yes I know that.
News anchor: alright have a good one.
Lawyer: you too, cheers.

*end of conversation*

It's about time aliens come and invade this planet because we've attained a new low.
 
Meanwhile all these people calling for this man to be thrown in jail are sitting at home eating steaks and hamburgers, furiously typing away on their keyboards -- oh but it's not for sport so it must be okay. I'm sure that makes a difference to the animal being killed right?
 
The news loves dramatic story telling, gotta give them props on covering a Lions death versus thousands of kids dying in Africa due to starvation, aids, diseases, oh don't forget, that fucking retard Boko Haram that is killing in the masses, no one gives a fuck about that, but CECIL, CECIL is giving CNN a boner.
 
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His track record indicates that he was either deceived by his guides in killing that particular lion or (less likely) his guides were particularly unlucky in picking that particular lion by mistake.

His track record indicates he was a real douche.

This was not the first time he has been in trouble for hunting. He has a U.S. federal felony on his record related to shooting a black bear in Wisconsin outside the authorized zone in 2006. Palmer shot this bear outside the zone where he was licensed to hunt, and then lied about it to a U.S. Fish and Wildlife agent, claiming he shot it in the correct zone.

In 2009, he also settled a sexual harassment suit for $127,000 according to the Minnesota Board of Dentistry.
 
His track record indicates he was a real douche.

This was not the first time he has been in trouble for hunting. He has a U.S. federal felony on his record related to shooting a black bear in Wisconsin outside the authorized zone in 2006. Palmer shot this bear outside the zone where he was licensed to hunt, and then lied about it to a U.S. Fish and Wildlife agent, claiming he shot it in the correct zone.

In 2009, he also settled a sexual harassment suit for $127,000 according to the Minnesota Board of Dentistry.

Case closed, folks. There you have it, these 2 events clearly show that Palmer was indeed a douche. Light your torches.
 
Case closed, folks. There you have it, these 2 events clearly show that Palmer was indeed a douche. Light your torches.

I agree, it's pretty common to have a 100K sexual assault lawsuit on your hands, and several poaching offenses. Poaching offenses. Like we're in the fucking 1880s wild frontier or modern-day Africa.

So yeah - I'd say he's a bigger piece of shit than the average human being. Do you know many people with 100k sexual assault lawsuits and POACHING offenses? I'm assuming not. You can say a person isn't bad if they peed on a tree drunk at 1130PM and some people accidentally walked by. Hard to defend a guy with sexual assault and poaching offenses as "he's just your average guy" since average guys don't have those things.

I don't really give a shit what happens to him [not because of some poaching offenses but because he's just another person on the planet] - but it's unfair that his daughter has to take heat from lynch mobs that have only heard about Cecil during a commercial break from their Honey Boo Boo marathon and now feel that they have a right to harass her.
 
i dont know about this argument with eating meat.
he lured him out of the protected park.
Shot and wounded him with a cross bow and hunted him then for 40 hours before killing.
He could have shot him in the head be done with it.
I wouldn't have a problem with that.
No different then me smiting a fly.
But. this.
This was pure enjoyment in tormenting the animal.
I would not eat the steak if i knew the butcher did this.
And i would tell people and they close down his shop too.
 
Hard to defend a guy with sexual assault and poaching offenses as "he's just your average guy" since average guys don't have those things.

I just want to point out that sexual assault and sexual harassment are a world apart from each other. Looking at someone can legitimately be claimed as sexual harassment today.

With that having been said, he doesn't seem like the brightest crayon in the box.
 
The fine, morally-upstanding, completely-sane people at PETA have weighed in:

PETA Statement: Zimbabwe's beloved lion Cecil gunned down by American dentist/hunter | News Releases | Media Center | PETA

PETA said:
Hunting is a coward’s pastime. If, as has been reported, this dentist and his guides lured Cecil out of the park with food so as to shoot him on private property, because shooting him in the park would have been illegal, he needs to be extradited, charged, and, preferably, hanged. To get a thrill at the cost of a life, this man gunned down a beloved lion, Cecil with a high-powered weapon. All wild animals are beloved by their own mates and infants, but to hunters like this overblown, over-privileged little man, who lack empathy, understanding, and respect for living creatures, they are merely targets to kill, decapitate, and hang up on a wall as a trophy. The photograph of this dentist, smiling over the corpse of another animal, who, like Cecil, wanted only to be left in peace, will disgust every caring soul in the world.

In PETA's world, killing a lion warrants a literal lynch mob.

I've always wondered: If man is just another animal, as most of these freaks believe, why should we be held to such high moral standards? I mean, no one's outraged when Animal A kills Animal B, except when Animal A is humankind. Why is that?

I'm sure Cecil had murdered many poor, innocent animals in his lifetime. Quite frankly, I'm glad the hairy bastard got a taste of his own medicine. Let's turn him into a nice rug.