Change your fucking passwords



pewep said:
surprisingly no lol, but i use the same formula for all my accounts - i don't really have to remember the password, just the username and formula.
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so where's chickenfucker's account now? gone?

So you mean for all the sites, all the accounts on different forums etc etc you're doing this?

Does this include Roboform? can't live without that shit nowadays..
 
gunn.enterprise said:
so where's chickenfucker's account now? gone?

So you mean for all the sites, all the accounts on different forums etc etc you're doing this?

Does this include Roboform? can't live without that shit nowadays..
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Chickenfucker was banned for loving nickycakes/being a pest too much :D.

Yep, all websites. I used to use roboform then I realized it's just much better for me to memorize all the shit. The easiest way to do that is have a formula rather than actually memorizing all those usernames and passwords. Ain't failed me yet.

To prove it, I haven't used 'pewep' since december 2009 but i knew the password instantly :). Sorry, not releasing my algo, just make your own it's not that hard.

it's not just pewep:

'username' + 'website' + a couple changes = password

Therefore all my passwords are unique, I don't need to memorize them and all I need to know are the usernames.
 
How many sites let you use 25 characters in your password? I know some do, but a lot still cap password length at 12 characters, negating your ability to use a phrase like that.
 
To anyone that actually uses the internet a lot (almost everyone).. remembering all of your passwords isn't even an option anymore unless you're a dumbass who reuses passwords all over the place.

I don't care if the passwords are made up of real words or not. There are just too many passwords to remember.. so you might as well go with alphanumeric and symbol passwords anyway. Make them longer if it will make you feel better.
 
Chianti said:
Here's my password: ************

I'll give my Lambo to the first person to crack it.

Edit: for those that don't have one, 'lambo' is owner-speak for Lambogheenee. It's a car.
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Password = homosexisgreat

You can drop the lambo around to my office.
 
WickedJoe said:
To anyone that actually uses the internet a lot (almost everyone).. remembering all of your passwords isn't even an option anymore unless you're a dumbass who reuses passwords all over the place.

I don't care if the passwords are made up of real words or not. There are just too many passwords to remember.. so you might as well go with alphanumeric and symbol passwords anyway. Make them longer if it will make you feel better.
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Maybe you just have a bad memory/low iq :(
 
Chianti said:
Here's my password: ************

I'll give my Lambo to the first person to crack it.

Edit: for those that don't have one, 'lambo' is owner-speak for Lambogheenee. It's a car.
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People that own Lambos know how to spell it...repeat after me...Lamborghini.
 
> People that own Lambos know how to spell it...repeat after me...Lamborghini.

Weird... I bought two chinese imports for 50,000$ each, and the badges read 'Lambogheenee'.
Here's the one I'm sending to jryan54 for being able to brute force my password:

shitty-car.jpg
 
JarredLv said:
I see this gif all the time and for the 2 minutes I'm staring at it I start to add up how hard it would be to track this girl down, white knight the shit out of her, convince her to have unprotected sex with me, knock her up, convince her dad that she is more than just a "wet hole for my dick" (his words not mine), give her the Fijian wedding that she has always wanted (with a harpist), and grow old together.
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Sounds like a lot of work when there are probably 10 million other girls walking around pretty much exactly like her.
 
kingofsp said:
Sounds like a lot of work when there are probably 10 million other girls walking around pretty much exactly like her.
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Stop shitting on my dreams asshole. I see her, not the other "10 million" girls out there. And unless those "10 million" women are in Las Vegas, I'll choose to obsess over her. My wife may not like it but IFGAF. And I'm drunk.
 
JarredLv said:
I see this gif all the time and for the 2 minutes I'm staring at it I start to add up how hard it would be to track this girl down, white knight the shit out of her, convince her to have unprotected sex with me, knock her up, convince her dad that she is more than just a "wet hole for my dick" (his words not mine), give her the Fijian wedding that she has always wanted (with a harpist), and grow old together.
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Her russian counterpart

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzLpF9CRP50"]Российская болельщица. - YouTube[/ame]
 
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