Cheaper, more amusing ways to do things

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jdomaha

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I was watching television today (with 55 inmates) and saw an ad that sparked an idea.

Basically, it (the idea, not the ad) was a way for someone who wanted to get rid of a building to maybe do it cheaper. It might not, but I have no idea how much it costs to do basic tear-down anyways.

You'd take the demo cost, halve it, and hide it in the house. Maybe in the wall. Somewhere it would be very hard to get to.

Then you get 40-50 people who want a chance at that cash and don't mind being filmed. You give them each a sledgehammer, and tell them that whoever finds the cash wins it.

The idea of 40-50 people (who all sign liability waivers) running around a building, desperately destroying everything and everything, tearing the place to the ground, made me chuckle. At least until I figured out that 39 or so people aren't going to win anything, will still have a sledgehammer and might be annoyed that they didn't win.
 


Somebody will get fucked up with that money at stake. Not to mention they'll be toting sledge hammers.

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Spray-on gloves

Perhaps a larger building with more space to swing those hammers?

Film it, sell Lowe's product placement ads for the demo equipment. Put the whole chaotic mess on youtube with your affiliate shamwow site.

Somebody will get fucked up with that money at stake. Not to mention they'll be toting sledge hammers.

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Put the money in the ceiling where they can't reach it. I bet someone would come crashing down from above :D
 
once the money is found, the motivation to continue the demolition vacates (as do the people). Demo is the easy / fun part - disposal is the main cost.
 
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