Now Now Fellas...
I apologize, PM me your Mom's shopping schedule so I can time my posts to it in order for YOU to better appreciate them.
LULZ!!
Since when have "I" ever hidden my homosexuality (Bi-Sexuality actually. It DOUBLES my choices!!) on this Gay Webmaster forum?
I've stated MANY of times that all you young tight assed man-boys have my dick so hard that you can't turn the skin on it with a Sears Wrench!!
ROFLMFAO!!
No, I did NOT know of your STRANGE obsession with the Camel Toed Split tail named
Aria Giovanni. I shall update my data files.
LOL
BTW, on a serious note for the gifting of a 17 year old boy, for $50 you could get him a good pocket knife.
I know most of the Metro Sexuals and Girly-Men of this day & age just cringe at the idea of having a Tool & Weapon on their person.
Here's a good choice: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/SOG-Specialty-Knives-FSA-98-Serrated/dp/B00007E1M1"]SOG Specialty Knives & Tools FSA98-CP Flash II Knife with Partially Serrated Folding 3.5-Inch Steel Drop Point Blade and GRN Handle, Satin Finish - Amazon.com[/ame] $38.85
Then get this so he can keep it in good working order: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Smiths-PP1-Pocket-Multifunction-Sharpener/dp/B000O8OTNC/ref=wl_mb_wl_huc_mrai_1_dp"]Smith's PP1 Pocket Pal Multifunction Sharpener - Amazon.com[/ame] $8.06
So, for $46.91 you can get him TWO GIFTS that will last for years. It will be useful and may even save his life one day.
I apologize, PM me your Mom's shopping schedule so I can time my posts to it in order for YOU to better appreciate them.
LULZ!!
Since when have "I" ever hidden my homosexuality (Bi-Sexuality actually. It DOUBLES my choices!!) on this Gay Webmaster forum?
I've stated MANY of times that all you young tight assed man-boys have my dick so hard that you can't turn the skin on it with a Sears Wrench!!
ROFLMFAO!!
No, I did NOT know of your STRANGE obsession with the Camel Toed Split tail named
Aria Giovanni. I shall update my data files.
LOL
BTW, on a serious note for the gifting of a 17 year old boy, for $50 you could get him a good pocket knife.
I know most of the Metro Sexuals and Girly-Men of this day & age just cringe at the idea of having a Tool & Weapon on their person.
Here's a good choice: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/SOG-Specialty-Knives-FSA-98-Serrated/dp/B00007E1M1"]SOG Specialty Knives & Tools FSA98-CP Flash II Knife with Partially Serrated Folding 3.5-Inch Steel Drop Point Blade and GRN Handle, Satin Finish - Amazon.com[/ame] $38.85
Then get this so he can keep it in good working order: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Smiths-PP1-Pocket-Multifunction-Sharpener/dp/B000O8OTNC/ref=wl_mb_wl_huc_mrai_1_dp"]Smith's PP1 Pocket Pal Multifunction Sharpener - Amazon.com[/ame] $8.06
So, for $46.91 you can get him TWO GIFTS that will last for years. It will be useful and may even save his life one day.
