CNN: Cocaine contributed Billy Mays' death



Billy Mays was a saint. Late night television infomercials will never be the same. Orange Glo and Mighty Putty holding company stock plummeted.

RIP billy - you were right, Vince Shlomi is a dickface.
 
Umm hello Billy Mays is still alive.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcS_EAvvoE"]YouTube - Billy Mays' Resurrectifier Commercial[/ame]
 
Billy Mays was a rabid sex addict and drug abuser in his later years. He would snort the cocaine with his nose and then he would chase after women all into the evening. Billy Mays, Mr. America, worked closely with several affiliate networks including Market Leverage and Clickbooth. At least these two networks (there may be more) had to institute specific rules for Billy when he would visit the office due to a pattern of negative behavior.
 
At what I now believe to be the precise moment of his death, a picture fell off my wall and a thought popped into my head- I need some fucking Hercules Hooks.
 
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