Confessions!!!



Nowhere near as crazy as chopping up women and masturbating while rubbing the limbs across your body as Ly2 seems to enjoy, but I guess it ranks up there pretty close.

Bofu and I were hitting up some clubs in Vegas and had some drinks with these chicks that happened to "overhear" me casually say to Bofu about a modeling shoot we were having the following day. They got interested and went back to our hotel room with us. After asking what they wanted to do to score some photo shoots we ended up having some strip twister since one of them didn't believe Bofu was flexible (he fell on his ass a few times, but we'll save that story for later).

Anyway, a few drinks later we found out one of the girls could vaginal fart. I hadn't seen this before, so we coaxed her to do it. Sexy.

Bofu told the girl she was weak. She took offense and wanted to see him do better. He dropped his pants and farted in her face. She got pissed and told us that we won't be laughing for long because she had AIDs and got it all over us when she queefed in our faces.

We got a bit upset at hearing this. Things got said and stuff happened. Later we learned that you can't get AIDs that way, but I guess you can't take back stuffing someone's pussy with sand and burying them in the desert. :(
 
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