Geez, some of you actually seem to be taking offense to this. Settle down, it was a joke for our new friends from Ohio. It's a "Dr. Laura" letter that's been passed around the internet for years now as a joke.
Sorry if I offended anyone, but wasn't my intention. Believe whatever you want, I don't care. Just don't harm your fellow human, or push your beliefs on others, and all is well in my eyes!