
1. Do you see that Theorist? That's a pattern on a dogs ass that fools our brain in thinking it's jesus christ himself. Why would jesus choose to appear on a dogs ass? It must be god who created that pattern of hair to resemble his son, it's a pattern - it had to be created by a mind. Your logic is awesome Theorist - keep it up.. let's move on..
3. Andromeda Galaxy, Was god sleeping when he set it's motion on a direct crash course towards us? Would he be that retarded that he'd leave his beloved children on a one way course to a fiery inferno?
4. Is he so stupid that he couldn't code a star(our Sun) to not radically explode in shape and eventually consume the Earth?
5. Surely, he must be mentally handicapped if he allowed 5 massive extinctions on his "designed" Earth. Are you one of those people that say Dino bones are there to test our faith?
6. For you to even imply that DNA needs a mind just shows how radically flawed your knowledge of DNA is. Why are we so flawed, diseased, retarded, susceptible to buying Acai berries etc.. ? It's because the code isn't near perfect, you'd think a god that is able to create the universe would at least put our DNA in beta test and weed out our afflictions? It's not the way it is because it got designed, it's the way it is because it evolved that way and it got the job done to get us here. Where you see god, anyone that has ANY reasoning what so ever will deduce that it was from millions of slow & incremental changes.
7. I silently laugh at those that argue gospels and scripture. Unrevised, outdated, irrelevant pieces of trash. I also like pictures.

8. The biggest joke of all is that you say the burden of proof is on us. Honestly though, I just feel sorry for you. Maybe some day you'll stop denying the reality around you and appreciate the world for what it really is, a flawed chunk of rock with a thin crust of life that came to be through natural selection and competition.