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The next "Internet Millionaire" gets kicked upside the head by a 5ft asian chick...

So we were at this pizza place last night at like 5 am with Rick, BIG ROB BADER, nathan, ryan, and Mr. Next Internet Millionaire..."Joel Comm Fluffer" CorrectAd... and this cute little Asian chick showed up.

She's starts BS'n with us and we were having a good time then CorrectAd starts hanging on her saying stupid shit...

This chick was like "get the fuck off me" and he is sittin there giggling and then she's like, "no for real, get the fuck of me!" He giggles some more... she's pissed now, so the 5'1" dynamite package throws up a roundhouse kick at him like on the side of his head.

I've never seen anything like it.
 


:laughing-smiley-007OMG!!!!!! Please tell me somebody took a picture!! That's the funniest shit I have ever heard!!
 
It was a good night.

This pizza dump had NY style pies like 20" big and I was so hammered... I was bringing it back to our table and I dropped the fucker on my foot and burned my toes cus I was wearing flip flops. Debacle.
 
Yeah CorrectAD thought just running for the Joel Cumm gazillionaire contest would give him a free pass to pull in the ladies. Then, Hiya!!!!! To the side of his inflated head.......pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...the air goes

WrongAD! You need to make a gazillion before you pull them in.

Thanks ILC this made my day 4sho. LOL till the cows come home.
 
i think hell need the Next Internet Asprin for that one. and some ice for that burn.
 
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I was wondering why my fucking jaw hurt.... and how I got to my hotel.... and why everyone was looking at me like I was a retard.


did ANYONE get that shit on tape?
 
hahahahahahahahahaha.....fucken classic....roles out of bed and makes a post on WF. As he's taking a shit and rubbing his jaw he surfs WF and finds out he was just King Fu'd last night by John Chow's wife.

Ur A OK AD.

We were Kung Fu fighting, hiya, the kicks were as fast as lightneing, hiya
 
oooo man she was pretty cute also..... shit was classic last night great time!!! shit happens when u start pounding those free drinks.... ahhaha
 
The last thing I remember was going to that pizza bar for .25 beers, ILC pouring me a cup and then..... nothing.

Woke up in my hotel room. Wallet still there, car keys, everything. Whoever helped me get back to the pad: thanks.

I don't party that much and I was fucking pounding the free vodka/red bulls... so I probably did a lot of jackass shit.

The only thing better than getting roundhouse kicked in the face by a ninja chick would have been getting beat up by Internet tough guy BlastYourAss.
 
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