Creative poetry that got me suspended from school for 5 days

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Here I sit, broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted.
Wasted a dime, but what the hell
at least I can sit and enjoy the smell.
 
Saw this for real in a stall once:

As you sit to take a shit
I want you to stop and think a bit
The very last time I beat my meat
Was on this very toilet seat
 
Saw this on a bathroom stall in East Anglia, England:

There was a young lady from Nod
Who thought she was possessed by God.
But it wasn't the almighty
That went up her nightie.
It was the vicar,
That dirty old sod.
 
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