Creepy Chinese Food
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That's like someone telling you not to buy your kids back stage passes to a Michael Jackson concert. Common fucking sense.
Those Chinese fortune tellers are slacking.
Many years ago, my mom got a fortune cookie that had 5 "lucky" numbers listed on the back of her fortune. At the time Nebraska wasn't participating in Powerball, so she sent me to Iowa to get her a ticket.
Turned out she hit all five of those numbers, but missed the Powerball number. Mom didn't know that you could win money if you hit some numbers but not all, so she shredded the ticket (she was at her desk and the shredder sat next to her chair). She told me about it later, and my jaw hit the floor. I knew that all five numbers was worth $100,000.
To this day, she doesn't like to talk about it.
Turned out she hit all five of those numbers, but missed the Powerball number. Mom didn't know that you could win money if you hit some numbers but not all, so she shredded the ticket (she was at her desk and the shredder sat next to her chair). She told me about it later, and my jaw hit the floor. I knew that all five numbers was worth $100,000.
To this day, she doesn't like to talk about it.
I have the Daily Fortune on my excite home page. Today's was extremely insightful, it is :
Those fortunes are life changing.
Those fortunes are life changing.
>> "a large rod becomes a needle with constant grinding"
are there any websites or books listing all these Chinese quotes or sayings in English ?
are there any websites or books listing all these Chinese quotes or sayings in English ?
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