CRTICAL MASS!!!!!!! $640 MILLION DOLLARS AT STAKE

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You'll be richer than birdman (both of them), lil wayne, jay z and tupac combined.

Who the FUCK ain't buying a ticket?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!
 


I read "Critical Mass" and thought this thread was about the annoying hipsters peddling around breaking traffic laws on bikes.

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If you're such a roi nit why are you spending your time on an off topic forum when you could be better using your time.

Fwiw this is the 2nd time I've bought tickets in my life, but I can at least see how it is entertaining. I guess you've never spent a dollar gambling, or entertaining yourself though.
 
I can spend $1 on a can of soda, or $1 on a very unlikely chance of winning $640Million. I'll be dumb at math, that's fine.
 
My stats professor said he bought exactly one ticket because it cost him next to nothing, and now his chance of winning is > 0. I suppose he has a point in buying exactly one ticket.
 
i'm buying 5 just for the thrill it gives me. i've spent $5 on MUCH stupider things and so have you, fuck niggas.
 
As we speak I'm using the ticket I bought earlier to create a template. I know my wife also bought one last night.

I'm going to find out the numbers before she does and replace the ticket in her purse with my fake one.

I will record the reaction.
 
its not that much of a rush knowing the probability of losing.
















thats why im buying $20 yaaaaaaa fuckingggg hoooooooO!!!!!!!!!!