CRTICAL MASS!!!!!!! $640 MILLION DOLLARS AT STAKE

[No_Class]

its not that much of a rush knowing the probability of losing.
















thats why im buying $20 yaaaaaaa fuckingggg hoooooooO!!!!!!!!!!

That's why God invented Saturdays.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

That's why God invented Saturdays.

God didn't invent Saturdays, they evolved from Fridays.

 

[DrewClement]

This is where you all wish you were Canadian..for once.

Lotto winnings=tax free

 

[Instrumentalist]

Me. The lottery is a tax on people that suck at math.

$1 tax. Oh noes.

 

[BradleyT2p2]

The $1 you spend on the ticket has no value in your life but the $640,000,000 you could win has tremendous value. You're trading something worthless for a chance at something not worthless. There's a huge fucking difference between spending $1 on a ticket and blowing $100/week on tickets that only pay back 50%.

In fact with the payout this high you have a positive expectation of playing. If you could play infinitely you would hit a $600M payout every 176M times you played.

 

[nickycakes]

The $1 you spend on the ticket has no value in your life but the $640,000,000 you could win has tremendous value. You're trading something worthless for a chance at something not worthless. There's a huge fucking difference between spending $1 on a ticket and blowing $100/week on tickets that only pay back 50%.

In fact with the payout this high you have a positive expectation of playing. If you could play infinitely you would hit a $600M payout every 176M times you played.

Not if multiple people win, which they likely will tonight. I'm guessing 3-4 winners.

 

[jeffrey]

I want nobody to win to watch the mania continue. If nobody hits (unlikely) the prize would almost be guaranteed to reach $1.1-1.2 billion.

 

[JarredLv]

Me. The lottery is a tax on people that suck at math.

No such thing as a voluntary tax.


And I'll be laughing my ass off when 640 people win with the same numbers. Enjoy your $530,000 after real taxes. Lulz will be had

 

[dsiomtw]

I'll be buying 100 tickets when I go out in a bit. Why the fuck not. I won't even notice the missing $100 and I'll be 100x more likely to win than most everyone else!

 

[Hale.Pane]

I want nobody to win to watch the mania continue. If nobody hits (unlikely) the prize would almost be guaranteed to reach $1.1-1.2 billion.

Before taxes:

 

[Beach Affiliate]

I'll be buying 100 tickets when I go out in a bit. Why the fuck not. I won't even notice the missing $100 and I'll be 100x more likely to win than most everyone else!

The guy in front of me in line at the convenience store bought $100 worth. I fucking hate being behind someone buying lottery tickets/scratch off tickets. Always takes for-fucking-ever.

That being said, I bought $10 worth on impulse. Fat bitch behind me in line be damned.

 

[Johnathan]

No such thing as a voluntary tax.


And I'll be laughing my ass off when 640 people win with the same numbers. Enjoy your $530,000 after real taxes. Lulz will be had

$530,000 for a $1 investment is fine by just about anyone.

 

[tomaszjot]

You'll be richer than birdman (both of them), lil wayne, jay z and tupac combined.

Who the FUCK ain't buying a ticket?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!

I would not like to be as rich as Tupac. I prefer to be white broke loser. But alive.

 

[nickycakes]

No such thing as a voluntary tax.


And I'll be laughing my ass off when 640 people win with the same numbers. Enjoy your $530,000 after real taxes. Lulz will be had

I can't imagine anyone being pissed about winning half a mil.

 

[JCash]

Peasants, there's probably $640 mil worth of change stuck in the drivers seat of my 2002 Lincoln Navigator.

 

[than_west]

I'm hoping an existing billionaire wins it, and uses the money to build a large casino and fleece more sheep of their virtually non-existent savings












...almost like Wallstreet

 

[JarredLv]

I can't imagine anyone being pissed about winning half a mil.

I would. I don't leave the house for anything less than $1,452,937.

 

[papajohn56]

Me. The lottery is a tax on people that suck at math.

If you buy approx 175mil tickets you're guaranteed to win if you use every number combination possible. Better hope nobody else wins though. I bought some and I'm good at math. Why not? Doesn't hurt me if I lose

 

[medicalhumor]

If you buy approx 175mil tickets you're guaranteed to win if you use every number combination possible.

lol, that would really piss off the people in line behind you waiting for your tickets to print.

 

[shamoke]

I don't care if the probability of winning is astronomically low. Getting into the thrill of possibly winning is worth the $5 I guess.