Curtis Got Slapped By a White Teacher

[Unarmed Gunman]

Despite the implied racial overtones, the real hilarity is in the mother's written response. Notice she has copyright over her and her son's name - something to do with the sovereign movement which is a whole different thread...

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Favorite quote "I am the sovereign mother, intellectual property owner, creator and caretaker of Curtis Bowen ©, a 4th grader..." This is the face of mental illness.

 

[DanWesson]

Ok, I obviously have nothing better to do... I just skimmed that whole damn letter. What. The. Fuck.

For some reason I noticed she called it Wal MarK. But, yeah, that woman is on a whole 'nuther level of crazy.

 

[cougarclaws]

lol'd at the demands section

 

[nvanprooyen]

Less typing, more slapping ©

 

[Magic Hat]

Fucking glorious

 

[nvanprooyen]

OMG, lol...look at the list of things she won't tolerate as a result of this complaint on page 31. No mysterious deaths, attempts at mind control or messing w/ her jazz career will be tolerated...ever. Hahahahaha.

Also, apparently we can schedule a 45 min personal appearance with this lady for $3k. Awesome.

 

[Netphase]

Corporal Punishment is still legal in Missouri schools.

 

[onlinemoniez]

WTF? I've never read anything so ridiculous in my life. Something tells me this crazy strumpet doesn't even have a fucking jazz career. And I'd rather shave my scrotum with a straight razor than pay this crazy wench 3k to speak. I'd pay her 3k just to STFU.

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

lmao, have you read the demands for curtis? $1500 gift card to wal-mark for school supplies and uniform, little much no? Haha, she goes on with: free college education, 7 day disney world trip for 2 years (and apparently they need $200 a day per person for food lol), wants to meet every famous black person in the world, 21 day trip across the world, $600 a month to price chopper. Didn't know what that was but saw their website and laughed: Price Chopper - Best in Fresh

Oh man, so much more of what she wants. She basically wants to be lazy for the rest of her life and have everything paid for.

 

[blank_czech]

this reads like a pretty decent sales letter - also much lols.