speaking of chris hansen, has anyone noticed that the teen decoys they use get hotter and hotter every season?
before anyone calls me a pedo, the teen decoys are 18 so
Damn Girl Scouts....
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speaking of chris hansen, has anyone noticed that the teen decoys they use get hotter and hotter every season?
before anyone calls me a pedo, the teen decoys are 18 so
@HarveyJ:
In the US it's about 10% e.g. for every $10 worth of candy my kid sells, the school gets $1.
My first thought: Avoid the hassle by getting each family to donate $10 that goes directly to the school, and tell the Candy Company to kiss our collective ass?
Anyone remember the Beavis and Butthead episode "Fund Raiser"? They sold one candy bar before getting hungry. Butthead uses the $1 to buy one from Beavis. Beavis did the same in return, and so on until they ate it all.
They turned in the two empty boxes, the $1, and said: "Uh... That's all there is dude." The guy got pissed, mouthed off to the gym teacher, and got his ass kicked in front of the kids. Classic!!
In the US it's about 10% e.g. for every $10 worth of candy my kid sells, the school gets $1.
My first thought: Avoid the hassle by getting each family to donate $10 that goes directly to the school, and tell the Candy Company to kiss our collective ass?
Anyone remember the Beavis and Butthead episode "Fund Raiser"? They sold one candy bar before getting hungry. Butthead uses the $1 to buy one from Beavis. Beavis did the same in return, and so on until they ate it all.
They turned in the two empty boxes, the $1, and said: "Uh... That's all there is dude." The guy got pissed, mouthed off to the gym teacher, and got his ass kicked in front of the kids. Classic!!
And the worst is that they have it tied to contests so the kid is reminded a few weeks later what a loser you are as Timmy got the plastic bubble gum dispenser because he sold the most wrapping paper.
Ugh... Been there still living this shit.
Yea.... I almost felt obligated to do it in my school. For some reason they were able to convince me that it was almost a requirement.
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Powell: What the hell is on that thing?!
I mean, I'm all for glazed and sweet, but that thing looks like a heart attack waiting to happen
I mean, I'm all for glazed and sweet, but that thing looks like a heart attack waiting to happen
Except the Girlscouts Mom or Dad is right behind them when you say this. Last year one of our dads royally kicked a guys ass for messing with his girl. This year a Mom had a man arrested for obscene/lewd something or other with one of the girls.
Try calling any mans little girl a whore in front of him and then you can probably spend the next fifteen or twenty minutes looking for the rest of your teeth
Well let's see, how do I begin...
First, I believe God himself selects the finest vanilla beans, cocoa, coconuts and sugar canes from all over the world. He then brings together a small army of the hottest females of each corner of the globe.
The cookie making process is done entirely by these smoking hot ladies (after all even God knows a woman belongs in the damn kitchen. Ha!), but there can be no impurities so they must be naked.
God then said unto these fine specimens, "This heavenly confection shall resemble the shape of
a womans her man most enjoyeth." The women proceeded to make vanilla cookies in the traditional "O" shape. The vanilla cookies are then coated in a layer of caramel, and sprinkled with toasted coconut.
Lastly, chocolate must be drizzled onto the cookies, in lines, with chocolate that has been warmed and run off of the nipples of the female creators. Only after this last step is the chocolate good enough for this cookie.
That, my friend, is a Samoa.
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