Damn Recip Link Request Emails...

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This person emailed me for a link request on WickedFire.. which we don't do. It's obvious that it's a generic copy and paste type of request too. Not to mention it's for a fucking ebook idiot! Well, I just had to reply to the message, and just to make it even more amusing, the chick who sent it had the most original comeback reply ever.

Any ideas how to reply to her to ruin her day?

Here are the emails:

From: Joanne <joanne@cozmo.net>
To: Jon@WF
Date: May 16, 2007 2:01 AM
Subject: Link Exchange with WealthyWebmaster.com

Hi my name is Joanne and I am contacting you on behalf of wealthywebmaster.com. I was visiting your site and am very interested in trading links with you. The Wealthy Webmaster specializes in helping people learn how to make money online in their spare time. I feel that our sites complement each other very well. BTW your site looks really cool :)

In the interest of saving time for both of us I have included our link details below in case you are interested. If you are please let me know your link information and I will get you added to our site ASAP!

Link Details:
URL: wealthywebmaster.com
Title: Making Money Online
Description: Learn how to get started making money online in your spare time from the comfort of your home.

Thanks for your time,
Joanne
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My response:

Joanne..

In the wise words of John F Kennedy..

Go fuck yourself.

Jon
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Joanne's response:

Jon

In the wise words of John F Kennedy..

Go fuck yourself.
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Unoriginal copycat..
 


Send her another email that says:

In the wise words of Sonny Bono...

Go fuck 5 faggots.

attach the picture of that man train from the photoshop contest thread.

That thing STILL haunts me..... ugh
 
I'd tell her that the unoriginal copycat moniker might better apply to her for sending you a generic e-mail saying she had actually visited your site when you know she hadn't.

If she HAD really visited, she would have almost immediately realized what contempt WF and it's members hold for the likes of the e-book gurus and the "get rich while you sleep" crowd and never would have sent the e-mail in the first lace.
 
Tell her you were having a bad day, and you'll be happy to give her the link but you'd like to have a copy of the ebook first to review it.

Then put it in the ebook thread and email her the link. Tell her that one is on the house.
 
BlondeTM said:
Tell her you were having a bad day, and you'll be happy to give her the link but you'd like to have a copy of the ebook first to review it.

Then put it in the ebook thread and email her the link. Tell her that one is on the house.
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BlondeTM, have to looked at the site?

I wasn't through the third paragraph before I peed myself a little from laughing. Look up the definition of "oxymoron" in the dictionary and you'll see that guys photo. He puts the "moron" in oxymoron!

You CAN make money, you can't... you CAN'T get rich quick... you can. He WON'T show you big numbers then he does... I couldn't go on.

Yes, Jon. Please, make amends with Joanne so you can obtain a review copy of this jerks book so we can link bait it all over the Web and pwn him.

OR... just tell her to eat shit and die, then set up filters in your e-mail program to forward all the spam you get to her.
 
springer, I agree with you!

I'm not talking about putting the link in the ebook thread, I mean put the actual ebook in the ebook thread as a download. Let people get it for free and when they find out it's a piece of crap they won't have lost anything, and she won't have gotten richer.
 
actually it sounds kinda playful jon. i wouldn't get too bent out of shape. if you want more drama, why not just put up a poll asking us if we want shawn collins and ase banned at wf?
 
How about...

Joanne:

In the words of Joseph P Kennedy...

When the going gets tough, the morons fuck themselves.

:D

(side note: I was surprised yesterday to find out that the when the going gets tough...quote was from the father of JFK ;) )

Jason
 
Hi my name is Jon and I am contacting you on behalf of BuyMyStupidEbook.com. I was visiting your site and am very interested in trading links with you. Buy My Stupid Ebook specializes in helping people learn how to make money online in their spare time. I feel that our sites complement each other very well. BTW your site looks really cool :)

In the interest of saving time for both of us I have included our link details below in case you are interested. If you are please let me know your link information and I will get you added to our site ASAP!

Link Details:
URL: buymystupidebook.comhttp://www.buymystupidebook.com
Title: Making Money Online
Description: Learn how to get started making loads of money online in your spare time from the comfort of your home without any work... honest.

Thanks for your time,
Jon


???

Or reply with the same email and set your autoresponder to reply with the same when she replies... just watch them go back and forth until someone's server dies!
 
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