Dazed and Confused Mixer - Costume Ideas

Falian

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Hey guys. Last week my fraternity was planning on having a mixer with KD, the theme being Guidolicious. I had the best costume and I was 95% sure about getting laid. Then the fucking bar's power went out.....

So, The mixer has been rescheduled to this thursday and the theme is Dazed and Confused.

Helping me get together a great costume is helping me break the ice, lets here some dank ideas.
 


Get a green man suit. When people look at you they'll be dazed and confused.

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Wooderson all the way!
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I never could figure out who that was on his shirt.
 
If you go with a paddle, drunk girls will want you to spank them.

And it's "hear."

Several months ago I was at a party in Long Beach and I heard there were cops in the backyard, so I stumbled out to spectate, and when I got out there I saw a big black cop bent over while some chick was playfully whacking him in the ass with his own baton.

This was in one of the nicer parts of Long Beach, of course.
 
Several months ago I was at a party in Long Beach and I heard there were cops in the backyard, so I stumbled out to spectate, and when I got out there I saw a big black cop bent over while some chick was playfully whacking him in the ass with his own baton.

This was in one of the nicer parts of Long Beach, of course.

I lived in Downtown Long Beach and they straight up killed cops there.