Describing your work to dates, hot chicks etc.

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GrassIsBlue

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How do you guys describe your work if you are e.g. on a date or when talking to a hot chick?

I just say something like "I have my own marketing business. Mainly Internet Marketing and I sell stuff online, I have some web shops" without trying to sound like I brag about it of course.

At all costs I avoid stuff like "something with computers" That's a sure method to not get laid.

I am sure there are better ways to describe it so let's hear them.
 


just say web designer. Every girl has seen 40 days 40 nights and thinks its an artsy lay back job where a bunch of models spend all day walking around a trendy office with glass walls and pink macs talking about sex.
 
just say web designer. Every girl has seen 40 days 40 nights and thinks its an artsy lay back job where a bunch of models spend all day walking around a trendy office with glass walls and pink macs talking about sex.


I never saw that, was it any good?

(OH SHIT, DOES THIS MEAN I'M NOT A GIRL?!)
 
just say web designer. Every girl has seen 40 days 40 nights and thinks its an artsy lay back job where a bunch of models spend all day walking around a trendy office with glass walls and pink macs talking about sex.

Don't know still sounds a bit too much like "something with computers" to me. But I'll try on some girls I don't care about. (online dating is great for experimenting) A/B testing :updown:

You know that one guy in those absorbent towel commercials..

Should I bring a head set to dates?
 
Well thanks to some of the BS replies I just realized it might actually be a good tactic to give a BS reply to girls if they want to talk about my job. Girls love mystery and guys who do not tell / do everything they want.

If I do it with the right slightly cocky attitude it might be great. Wickedfire never fails to inspire me :love-smiley-083:
 
you should tell her, "i sold you on those acai berries you thought were gonna make you lose a few pounds before we went on a date"
 
Just act like you have money. She won't give a shit what you do and you'll get laid every time.
 
Hello Friend,

Make it sound like you love what you do ( and if you don't you should ). Don't EVER EVER say anything either about how "it's ok but it makes me money" or "I hate the work but it pays well"

Love your life and people will love to be around you.

Good Luck Bro.
 
Just find your Al Pacino voice and say "never talk to me about my business."
 
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