Describing your work to dates, hot chicks etc.

[Hpwandrew]

Prostitute. Number 1 client.....US goverment.

 

[outperform]

Hello Friend,

Make it sound like you love what you do ( and if you don't you should ). Don't EVER EVER say anything either about how "it's ok but it makes me money" or "I hate the work but it pays well"

Love your life and people will love to be around you.

Good Luck Bro.

Love the screen name. I'd protect you in prison.

 

[andyt]

To be honest I don't talk about it to people if I can avoid it but when girls have asked in the past I usually tell them I make Facebook apps and iPhone apps and also 'do advertising'. Then I tell them about lolcats and they forget about the and advertising part. lol.....

If I ever need to get a real job someday, this will probably also be my tactic. LOLcats are a great distraction.

 

[Hpwandrew]

Statistical Scientist.

 

[vinny lingo]

Some days, I'm a fireman. Other days, I'm an arsonist. Just depends on whether I'm putting out fires or lighting them under people's asses.

OR

I make enough money to be vague and confusing about what I do for a living. If you'd like, I can take several minutes to bore the shit out of you, or I can buy you another drink.

 

[amanda11]

I say "I make money on the Internet, bitch."

Keep it vague. The more you say, the less cool it is.

 

[Dispel]

Well thanks to some of the BS replies I just realized it might actually be a good tactic to give a BS reply to girls if they want to talk about my job. Girls love mystery and guys who do not tell / do everything they want.

If I do it with the right slightly cocky attitude it might be great. Wickedfire never fails to inspire me :love-smiley-083:

I'm confused, so will you be Mystery or cocky-funny?

 

[zimok]

If you trying to impress a girl, don't give her the same bullshit "logical" answer that every other guy gives. Girls act on emotion alone, give her a roller coaster and you'll win.

 

[mpmarketing2006]

What's so hard about saying you own an Internet Advertising Agency?

 

[Zsaleem]

Monies = Hot chickz rollin around.

 

[-Matt-]

Interwebs Hustla.

 

[ayzo]

cocky-funny?

Hey keep up with the PUA lingo, it's now called cocky comedy :food-smiley-010:

 

[IronLogik]

i just say programmer. if they ask for details, i tell them it's so complex that their head's would explode. then they giggle and tell me to shutup, but deep down they want the cock so bad.

 

[tacoX]

Seen those Acai diets? Yea - thats me.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hello Friend,

Make it sound like you love what you do ( and if you don't you should ). Don't EVER EVER say anything either about how "it's ok but it makes me money" or "I hate the work but it pays well"

Love your life and people will love to be around you.

Good Luck Bro.

Hello friend,

That is no good advice for want go in vagina.

Tell woman you powerful and control what advertisement show on google yahoo facebook and myspace.

Good luck bro.

 

[transistor]

freelance progammer

 

[clashctyrokr]

Hello friend,

That is no good advice for want go in vagina.

Tell woman you powerful and control what advertisement show on google yahoo facebook and myspace.

Good luck bro.

Highly quotable.

I want go in vagina all the time, but usually I no get go in vagina.

 

[somlor]

I'm a "stunt cock". For the really dangerous action scenes in a porn they call me in as a cock double ... but only my waist *from here to here* are ever in the films. :eek7:

Sean

 

[Lord B]

Media Production

 

[the-cpa-guy]

I say I help companies to get business through Google and they pay me for doing it.You must be making good money, right? - they reply instantly.So it works.