Describing your work to dates, hot chicks etc.

[Red_Virus]

I work with Google.

 

[unfadable858]

Internet Marketer

 

[Onedollaridea]

marketing consultant sounds professional

or try Search Engine Marketing expert

 

[Lord B]

Statistical Scientist.

"marketing consultant"

Internet Marketer

Wouldn't get you laid at all.

 

[nimar]

I owned a company that got bought out by Google. Then spend money like its your job. and she will be giving you a b#* job in no time.

 

[arcarc]

i make monies online. google it.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Wouldn't get you laid at all.

Hello friend,

I think you right. If hope for go in vagina truth here is no friend.

If tell woman you help sell scam product that no work and watch site of spinning pensis all day woman no like.

Good luck bros

 

[ricdes]

Hello friend,

I think you right. If hope for go in vagina truth here is no friend.

If tell woman you help sell scam product that no work and watch site of spinning pensis all day woman no like.

Good luck bros

Hello friend,

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Good luck bros

 

[lolwut]

Hello friend,

what do you tell woman in india to go for go in vagina?

Good luck bros

Hello Friend,

"Hello woman,

Where is gas mask?

Good fuck sister."

Good luck bro.

 

[Godspeed]

I'm going to tell you how to get any girl. Just say that you are unemployed. Than pay the bill with taking out bunch of cash from your pocket.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

"I always like to be frank and earnest with women. In New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest."
~ Samuel Jackson

 

[robfantasy]

internet drug dealer

 

[zombiezoo]

I'm going to tell you how to get any girl. Just say that you are unemployed. Than pay the bill with taking out bunch of cash from your pocket.

she'll be upset the whole dinner though...


i just said "online ad agency/company"

sometimes ill say "internet marketing"

sometimes i say "i make websites"

 

[kingofsp]

If whether or not you get laid is determined by how you respond to an inquiry about your line of work, you're already doing a number of things wrong.

 

[blank_czech]

I'd probably say I don't really do anything

 

[turpentine]

if she asks what you do just say don't worry about it
girls love that

scouts honor

 

[vinny lingo]

Professionally Unemployed.

 

[Lord B]

Hello friend,

I think you right. If hope for go in vagina truth here is no friend.

If tell woman you help sell scam product that no work and watch site of spinning pensis all day woman no like.

Good luck bros

Hello Friend,

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Good Luck Bros

 

[BigWill]

male prostitute

 

[Fatbat]

I've been with the same girl since before the Internet was popular so I don't have any good lines.

"If hope for go in vagina truth here is no friend."

That is some sound advice and sig worthy material right there.