Describing your work to dates, hot chicks etc.

[$5 Submissions]

I'd always draw blank stares. LoLz.

 

[emp]

A former colleague of mine always said "I am a garbage man." .. when the girls replied shocked, he would play it a bit further "You got a problem with that?"..

Great ice breaker, the guy hooked up with chicks effortlessly.

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[Garrett]

I always side-step the issue of telling chicks what I do by letting them know that I..

 

[SkipStaa]

I always say... "I own a marketing company so to break it down so you can understand i get paid a lot of money to hang out in my boxers all day." and if they still l want to know more i just explain to them that i tell other people what i need done and make sure they do it fast cheap and good.

 

[AdHustler]

"I'm a Hustler"

 

[Jizzlobber]

Light up a bone and then on the exhale tell her you're an air traffic controller.

 

[mpmarketing2006]

"What do I do?"

"Well baby, that depends on the situation."

 

[Aequitas]

You've just got to say Advertising And Marketing, and then say I'm pretty much like Matthew McConaughey or Tom Cruise in one of there movies, choose a movie where they played the role of a stock market guy or something related to advertising or marketing and just like that she'll be ripping off her clothes.

 

[HarveyJ]

"Do for money? I don't follow you... Doesn't your money come out of an ATM like mine?"

 

[Skippy McGee]

What do you do?

Start with, "As little as possible."

Move onto "professional hand model."

Move onto "my family owns the company that makes the elastic for jock straps."

Move onto "I started my own business that refills disposable lighters."

Keep 'em guessing and keep 'em laughing.