Dog Breeds That Pull Pussy

[jfizzle]

Serious post here ... from Amsterdam experience speaking.

Yeah dudes are easier to pick up. Not that I'm into dudes (sorry gay webmasters) but had some experience in clubs.

Dudes are direct. You wanna fuck? Lets go fuck. Fuck dinner, fuck emotions.

Women are indirect. You wanna fuck? Lets go dinner, lets create emotions and lets have 'feelings' for each other.

Moral of the story. If you can't get laid, maybe just switch your gender preference. Than you don't even have to invest in a dog.

Re-invest your $$$ in your dying AM business and profit instead. Bitches love profit.

Hmm, Perhaps I see your rationality with women being indirect but you have understand it's different depending on the environment you are in.

In a club, women are not looking for dinner. They have the same mentality as most men. Unless they are in the mentality "It's girls night, I just want to have fun." Even still, that just means they don't want to look slutty amongst their friends.

Any other environment, perhaps they want dinner. Dinner is only a weeding out process. How else can they determine the legitimacy of your character, after all you were the creep that asked them to go do something.

 

[ChrisS]

Hmm, Perhaps I see your rationality with women being indirect but you have understand it's different depending on the environment you are in.

In a club, women are not looking for dinner. They have the same mentality as most men. Unless they are in the mentality "It's girls night, I just want to have fun." Even still, that just means they don't want to look slutty amongst their friends.

Any other environment, perhaps they want dinner. Dinner is only a weeding out process. How else can they determine the legitimacy of your character, after all you were the creep that asked them to go do something.

What the fuck did you just say? My retard filter isn't strong enough to interpret it.

 

[blogspotter]

Women are indirect. You wanna fuck? Lets go dinner, lets create emotions and lets have 'feelings' for each other.

Moral of the story. If you can't get laid, maybe just switch your gender preference. Than you don't even have to invest in a dog.

Nah.. That's because most men trying to pick up women are over thinking way too much.
Make her laugh. Takes a few minutes if you know what you are doing. Then tell her let's go fuck. If she says fuck off, just move on to the next lay.

Also a few magic tricks helps. Or some mind tricks...
Works all the time..

But I am very impatient, so I wish it was as easy as Porn:

 

[jfizzle]

What the fuck did you just say? My retard filter isn't strong enough to interpret it.

Let's hear your input then, old wise one.

 

[IMHopeful]

Labs. They're always cute with their big floppy ears and you don't have to worry about them attacking the girl. I had a date with a girl last weekend who approached me cause my dog looked cute to her. All the guys that are talking trash don't realize how much ice a dog can break for you -- nice dog, nice guy -- may not be true, but plenty of women really rationalize a guy walking his dog in that way.

Another great thing about picking up girls with your dog is it cuts out the fluff. Girls that you pick up in this manner are either: A) will talk to anyone and are easy to bed. B) Looking for the genuine article to get married and settle down.

True story.....Date #2 this Wed

 

[JZK721]

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SHAR PEI PUPPY

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[Veritas]

Not sure why you would need a dog/cat to get laid, your pimp game is weak

 

[kingofsp]

Let's hear your input then, old wise one.

To question his wisdom would be erroneous

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Breed doesn't matter.

Any puppy will do.

 

[ANOMOANON]

This is exactly what's up

 

[b_sun]

Yeah go ahead and ruin some dog's life because your natural persona is unable to get laid. Great idea. Just buy a fucking hooker and spare the dog.

 

[bobschmuck]

Having this bread at the end of your leash, will get you something...

 

[shayne54]

English bulldog FTW

 

[JRose]

Yeah go ahead and ruin some dog's life because your natural persona is unable to get laid. Great idea. Just buy a fucking hooker and spare the dog.

Agreed.

But if even a hooker won't let you get down, get a German Shepard.

1. It's a man's dog.
2. Highly trainable.
3. Incredibly friendly to non-threats.
4. Incredibly dangerous to those threatening.
5. Can be trained relatively easily.
6. Cute as pups and adults

So basically, a GS is the way to go.

You can train it charm the ladies and fend off her other pursuers. Though I advise getting a female and getting her fixed. I only say that because since you can't get laid I can only assume you have a small peen. Male GS's fucking hump everything and you wouldn't want to be getting jealous of your dog when he unleashes his red rocket in front of your soon to be next conquest and then she finds out you can't even live up to your dog's manhood.

 

[O Marina]

I would start talking to you if you had a French bulldog.