Effective alternative to condoms



The best part about sex is pulling out, a quick jerk, and spraying your genetic material all over the tanned skin of a drunk slut. :banana_sml:

tempted to make this my sig.

also can't sleep. Obviously since I'm reading this retarded thread
 
Guyz dont have sex... Duhh!

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ESPECIALLY if you aren't married...

Jesus will send you to hell....
 
I usually just pull out. Since there's no sperm in precum (google it) - as mentioned earlier in this thread, it works great IF you can control yourself. You'll often throw a shot just as your orgasm is starting, so be careful and don't wait till the last minute.

But for anything casual or a one nighter - condoms all the way, for the STD factor of course.
 
Wow, you guys are a bunch of vaginas. Just because you knock a broad up doesn't mean you have to take care of the kid. She's the one deciding to have it. I'd tell her that under no circumstances do I want a child, and that under no circumstances will I be there with her or for her, and that having the child would be completely irresponsible. We need a fucking say. I say I'd move right the fuck out of the country and live happily ever after. Fuck kids, and fuck the bitches that insist on having the kids. Long live the dead-beat-dads!

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Condoms suck, the pill rocks, and pulling out has never failed me (maybe I'm sterile?)

But at the end of the day this is all a moot point and it has nothing to do with babies: It's called HIV and about 1 in 200 people have it (I know know, most of them are in Sub-Saharan Africa but still).

That's not something you fuck around with (no pun intended). Don't be stupid, if you're hooking up with shady girls at parties or bars when you're drunk, wear a condom.

If you think waiting a couple weeks to find out if she's pregnant or not is bad, try waiting for the results of an HIV test. I guarantee it will be the most agonizing period of your life.
 
a friend of mine got head from a girl once, and she swallowed. a month later she tried claiming she was pregnant by him because the sperm travelled allllll the way through her. and no I'm not kidding