Elite Retreat

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Deliguy said:
I guess now would be a good time to announce that my mom will be holding her own "elite retreat." it'll be at her house, she'll be making spagetti and meatloaf. It will cost $4,999.99 to attend, but you will also get personal 1-1 consulting in her bedroom afterwards. Only 36 ppl will be able to attend cus she is old and gets worn out easy.

There will also be nap time with cookies and milk. So bring a blanket.
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I've already had 1 on 1 with your mother.

For free.
 


Deliguy said:
I guess now would be a good time to announce that my mom will be holding her own "elite retreat." it'll be at her house, she'll be making spagetti and meatloaf. It will cost $4,999.99 to attend, but you will also get personal 1-1 consulting in her bedroom afterwards. Only 36 ppl will be able to attend cus she is old and gets worn out easy.

There will also be nap time with cookies and milk. So bring a blanket.
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Deliguy said:
I guess now would be a good time to announce that my mom will be holding her own "elite retreat." it'll be at her house, she'll be making spagetti and meatloaf. It will cost $4,999.99 to attend, but you will also get personal 1-1 consulting in her bedroom afterwards. Only 36 ppl will be able to attend cus she is old and gets worn out easy.

There will also be nap time with cookies and milk. So bring a blanket.
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I've been staying out of this dramafest, but holy shit, the above made me laugh so fucking hard.
 
If I have my way, the first WickedFire conference is going to be called "133t R3tr3at."
 
my back hit one of the legs of the chair...ouch dude...ouch!
i hope my new daddy has WF brand health insurance.
 
By my calculations I'm owed $700/month for child support for 18 years.
Thats $151,200. Do you have paypal?
 
I'm selling my arbitrage template to the highest bidder... starting at $100K

Beat that!
 
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