A few of you know about my sex how-to sites that get a pretty decent amount of traffic. (I'm the fucking Clit commander, people!)
Anyways, I figured I would share a few emails that these bumbling retards send to my contact form. I'm surprised that some of these fuckwits were even allowed access to a pussy.
OK here goes...
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"thank to all of u for giving such a valuable information about female orgasm.
are oral techniques hygenice enough...
can they be done on virgen piece..
thanks
- sameer patel
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"have very little faciai or body hair. I was born in Oklahoma and I have Native Amareican blood. I have blonde hair and blue eyes,but believe it or not, in the last eight or nine years, the two women that I have been intimate with refused to let me shave. They loved the feeling it gave them down there. I only have to shave about once a week, wich is great because I hate to shave, and my female friends wouldn't allow it. Guess why? That soft stubble rubbing over the top of their pubise lit them off. Then we could settle down and make sweet,pasionate love. There is nothing in this world that compares in this wold to having an orgasm directed straight into your face from oneinch out. You get drenchrd, then you get drenched again, and again and again if you are lucky. I was lucky
I was lucky. and I have scars to prove it. If you don't mind having your ears ripped off or your hair pulled out. or wearing a fatlip for about a week, lick you favotie lady's p[ussie for about an hour. Relish the aroma and then make insanely passinate love to her."
- JPZ
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"I am a virgin.Two things i need.1.Connect me to a decent girl.2.Wanna make her go whao/scream.Am above 20yrs.Thanx"
- Chummy
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"Your approach is larger than my words can praise."
- Nimba Stemus
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"Please i always ejeculate quickly before intercourse. Pls what should i do."
- Paschal
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"yours is an amazing website on clitoral topic I've just found around on the net.
I wonder if you could send me pictures of nice clits of different ethnic groups.
thank you"
- Jay Deevi
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HI,
I'm 18 and I am using my Clarisonic face massager thing to stimulate my clit but I want to make sure its okay to use it that way. I clean the head with hot water and I rarely ever use it on my face. Please let me know.
- Gabriella
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"I get problem about sex, Please let me know, how to be happy to have sex
Thx,alot"
- suntana
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"hi just reading through do you do the runnin man with your fingers wilst ya penus is inside the vaginer ?
many fanx ste"
- stephen
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"finding g spot and best suitable position for females with back problem my girl fells pain even i hug her from behind"
- anurag sharma
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"i want know about g spot.deep kissing to g spot and about some female they taste male sperm can i know about this"
- irfan
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"am chris i just love girls, but i can't get them. pls hook me up."
-Christian
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Dear God. For the sake of humanity I hope some of those are bots. Let me know if you like them and I'll post a few more.
(And yes, I did give poor, sweet 18 year old Gabriella some personal consulation.)
Anyways, I figured I would share a few emails that these bumbling retards send to my contact form. I'm surprised that some of these fuckwits were even allowed access to a pussy.
OK here goes...
---
"thank to all of u for giving such a valuable information about female orgasm.
are oral techniques hygenice enough...
can they be done on virgen piece..
thanks
- sameer patel
---
"have very little faciai or body hair. I was born in Oklahoma and I have Native Amareican blood. I have blonde hair and blue eyes,but believe it or not, in the last eight or nine years, the two women that I have been intimate with refused to let me shave. They loved the feeling it gave them down there. I only have to shave about once a week, wich is great because I hate to shave, and my female friends wouldn't allow it. Guess why? That soft stubble rubbing over the top of their pubise lit them off. Then we could settle down and make sweet,pasionate love. There is nothing in this world that compares in this wold to having an orgasm directed straight into your face from oneinch out. You get drenchrd, then you get drenched again, and again and again if you are lucky. I was lucky
I was lucky. and I have scars to prove it. If you don't mind having your ears ripped off or your hair pulled out. or wearing a fatlip for about a week, lick you favotie lady's p[ussie for about an hour. Relish the aroma and then make insanely passinate love to her."
- JPZ
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"I am a virgin.Two things i need.1.Connect me to a decent girl.2.Wanna make her go whao/scream.Am above 20yrs.Thanx"
- Chummy
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"Your approach is larger than my words can praise."
- Nimba Stemus
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"Please i always ejeculate quickly before intercourse. Pls what should i do."
- Paschal
---
"yours is an amazing website on clitoral topic I've just found around on the net.
I wonder if you could send me pictures of nice clits of different ethnic groups.
thank you"
- Jay Deevi
---
HI,
I'm 18 and I am using my Clarisonic face massager thing to stimulate my clit but I want to make sure its okay to use it that way. I clean the head with hot water and I rarely ever use it on my face. Please let me know.
- Gabriella
---
"I get problem about sex, Please let me know, how to be happy to have sex
Thx,alot"
- suntana
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"hi just reading through do you do the runnin man with your fingers wilst ya penus is inside the vaginer ?
many fanx ste"
- stephen
---
"finding g spot and best suitable position for females with back problem my girl fells pain even i hug her from behind"
- anurag sharma
---
"i want know about g spot.deep kissing to g spot and about some female they taste male sperm can i know about this"
- irfan
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"am chris i just love girls, but i can't get them. pls hook me up."
-Christian
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Dear God. For the sake of humanity I hope some of those are bots. Let me know if you like them and I'll post a few more.
(And yes, I did give poor, sweet 18 year old Gabriella some personal consulation.)
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