ex girlfriend's bday coming up

[(O_o)]

hahaha win

 

[jeffrey]

Three years? NO DUDE NO.

 

[sumitdhawan]

Hello friend,

Should never buy present for women you no get sex. Unless it mother, sister or other member family.

Good luck bro

 

[mx=headroom]

dude no dude

 

[thelorax]

Hello friend,

Should never buy present for women you no get sex. Unless it mother, sister or other member family.

Good luck bro

 

[Moxie]

If you really feel you must try to get back together, then instead just send her a message like "hey, isn't today your birthday? i know it's either yours or some other girl.."

 

[evolutionvision]

Duder,
I'm a dating and attraction coach in my spare time, so take it from someone who knows... No dude no.
If you must, moxie had pretty good advice. Better make it something stupid and funny, not serious and meaningful or You'll just look like a pathetic wussbag.
I recently sent an out of state friend of mine a stick horse for her birthday, no explanation, no warning. She friggin loved it.
If you want to take it further, pm me.

 

[emp]

hell no dude hell no

 

[Ar Scion]

no dude no.

 

[Rage9]

No Fucking No. Every time that shit happens to me just think about why you broke up in the first place there's typically a very good reason.

 

[lukep]

"Old flames are like tax returns; keep in the the drawer for a few years then toss 'em out!"

or,

No dude no.

 

[Bad Duck]

 

[hellblazer]

If you give her something out of the blue on her birthday after 3 years, it's gonna look really creepy. If you really want to get back with her, you need to just call her up, all chill and shit, and make it sound like you just randomly thought of her.

Say something like, "Hey I saw something random that reminded me of you the other day and remembered we haven't chilled in a while. Wanna catch up over a coffee or something?"

If you let her know how much you've really been thinking of her, you'll have no shot.

 

[RedFireGreg]

No dude NO.

Say no to drugs

 

[faceblogger]

No Dude Nooooooooo

 

[Bugra]

Drink away your problems bro. If you arent an alcoholic yet, consider becoming one

^This.
No no dude.

 

[Lord B]

hell no dude hell no

 

[AdvExtreamer]

no dood no

 

[juntao65]

see, even all the GAY webmasters have reached a consesus: no dude no

 

[Jizzlobber]

Get her a decent coffeemaker. The one she has now blows.