F-ing StarSchmucks!

[alexb]

The only thing I ever get from starbucks is iced green tea. Kinda hard to screw that up.

 

[Janaic]

Starbucks always messes up my drink. But their drinks are so god damn addicting.

 

[Rob_TID]

yeah i heard yall aussies like em flat and white

Yup - and it seems only you yanks can keep sending a never ending supply our way!

 

[HarveyJ]

I only went because I had a voucher, and their muffins are good in the first place!!!

8 Types Of Annoying People You’ll Find Inside Starbucks

If I go back, ,I think I might turn into #4 hahah

Why not just get your own machine so you can make whatever you want however you want it? If you like coffee that much I'd imagine it'd save you a lot of money in the long run. I understand your venting though. Just being a problem solver...

I had one :'( It was great... But then it broke, and I haven't found a similar model that lets me do everything manually. Just automatic ones where you put in water, milk and coffee beans, press a button and out pops a coffee that tastes like machine oil...
And most of those machines don't have a flat white setting either :'(

This one time, I totally yelled at a Barista at Starbucks for putting too many sprinkles in my Italian Soda, it was bad ass.

You get sprinkles in soda???
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yeah i heard yall aussies like em flat and white

That's because we're mostly UK convicts and Asians... White (or white on the inside anyway)... and flat because they stay firm in the 30s without the need of surgery Seriously, what more could you do with melons that you can't do with a C cup?
Which reminds me, AbbyWinters really needs to get an aff program heheh

 

[Demon]

Last time I went I ordered a toasted tuna wrap. It tasted like they had poured a tablesoon of salt all over it. Haven't been there since.

 

[Drake]

yeah i heard yall aussies like em flat and white

hehe

And OP why don't you just order a drink and fucking drink it? Its just a damn drink, that you will flush in a few hours anyways.

Wikipedia states that Aussie Flat Whites are different from Starbucks style lattes here:

Flat white - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It sounds like Starbucks is being rude and insensitive to your Oceanic coffee tastes. I brand your plight the great "Flat White Controversy of 2008"