Fast Food Porn

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Ate mcdonalds the other day while traveling. Forgot how nasty that shit is. Lowest quality food I have ate in years.
 
This is fast food:

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This is food porn:

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This is food that will make your mouth orgasm:

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The summer after I graduated high school a few friends and I went downtown and got a hooker. Not for sex though, as it's not our thing.

Instead we played a game.
Step #1: Gather all the deli meat that we could.
Step #2: Put Deli meat on a silver platter approximately 10 ft. away from the bed.
Step #3: Make hooker bend over the bed. Naked.
Step #4: We take a sharpie and drew a target on her ass.


The game was simple:
Throw deli meat at her ass and get it to stick. Whoever got the most pieces to stick won something that I can't remember. The loser had to eat the deli meat. At least I didn't lose.

Cost:
A case of beer and $20

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