The summer after I graduated high school a few friends and I went downtown and got a hooker. Not for sex though, as it's not our thing.
Instead we played a game.
Step #1: Gather all the deli meat that we could.
Step #2: Put Deli meat on a silver platter approximately 10 ft. away from the bed.
Step #3: Make hooker bend over the bed. Naked.
Step #4: We take a sharpie and drew a target on her ass.
The game was simple:
Throw deli meat at her ass and get it to stick. Whoever got the most pieces to stick won something that I can't remember. The loser had to eat the deli meat. At least I didn't lose.