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So I've kind of been running through the casual encounters section in town and anyway I responded to an ad where the girl said she was looking for just some casual fun, hanging out and fucking. Normal thing. So I head over there and its not in the best part of town, but not the worst. Either way I go into her place and we sit on her bed and talk a bit to get rid of the nervousness. She says "I've never done anything like this before" and since I hadn't either we both kind of laughed and then started messing around. We got naked and she started blowing me then asked me if I wanted to be on top which I obliged. She was a freaking great screw for the record. After I cum we lay there for a min and then I decide it was time to go so I get up and start to get dressed when she drops this on me...
"So... could I get maybe... like $30 for that?"
I was caught completely off guard because either I banged a desperate woman trying to weasel money out of me or I banged the dumbest hooker is the history of man.
So in order to cover my ass and not feel awful I said I would totally get it, I just had to run to the bank. I left and since she didn't have my number, only my email, she kept emailing me asking where I was to which I never replied and went home and to bed.
 


A rivetting and literal pleasure to read as always pewep, my braincells are engorged with enlightenment, understanding, and a renewed vigour of hope that the youth of today is indeed moving in the right direction.

How are you coping with the HIV btw?
 
Dark Cognitive said:
A rivetting and literal pleasure to read as always pewep, my braincells are engorged with enlightenment, understanding, and a renewed vigour of hope that the youth of today is indeed moving in the right direction.

How are you coping with the HIV btw?
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My contemporaries under appreciate me but I'll be required reading in AP English one day.
 
I was confused by your last sentence:

"I left and since she didn't have my number, only my email, she kept emailing me asking where I was to which I never replied and went home and to bed."

This implies that your young lady started emailing you as soon as you left her and that you were checking your email on the way home. Judge Judy would have a field-day with you.
 
One other thing ... click 'edit tags' and then type 'pewep' into the add tag field ... check-out auto-suggestions.

Actually 'pewep fucks' generates a good list as does 'pewep is'.
 
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If your going to make shitty threads. At least be original pewep! Straight copy paste from a reddit thread.
 
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