Folded or Wadded?

[xentech]

don't like the whole greasy ass feeling after using wipes, friend told me to try it once, found out later he was gay, might have been trying to fuck me over....

The key is to start with the wipes and then finish off with a regular roll to dry it. Usually takes 1 or two wipes and then 1 regular paper one and you're done, so much better than using paper.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Meh. Who needs toilet paper when you have pets.

 

[Fatbat]

Happy to see one of the best threads of all time resurrected. Awesome.

The word of the day is "bidet".

 

[justin.helloall]

Now it makes sense, I prefer to use a snuggie thank you

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Depends on the mess at hand.

 

[oldgym]

It gets you cleaner than just dry toilet paper itself.

If I ever have to take a shit in public, I get several paper towels first from the dispenser and wet them in the sink before going into the stall. They are for the final wipe.

Nothing worse than not being able to get your ass clean.

c'mon now I thought you would evolve quicker then that.

I just take a cup of water or water bottle with me in the stall
then I can wet all the toilet wads I wipe with.

 

[supportomatic]

Seriously? Toilet paper + water = a fucking paper mache nightmare.

 

[b_sun]

Seriously? Toilet paper + water = a fucking paper mache nightmare.

Stop buying your TP at the dollar store. Stop digging up old threads to pad yer post count (whomever voted).

 

[Danc1122]

Have some class and fold it. Wadding is for hicks and fat bitches.

 

[bigkats]

Wadded is for crack-heads and hoodrats

 

[blogspotter]

It gets you cleaner than just dry toilet paper itself.

If I ever have to take a shit in public, I get several paper towels first from the dispenser and wet them in the sink before going into the stall. They are for the final wipe.

Nothing worse than not being able to get your ass clean.

^ This.. But I also carry face wipes (with ALOE) in my wallet in case the public restroom is paper free with just a dyson dryer. You cannot wet the roll. It desintegrates ..

Question is: Before anal sex, do you ask if she folded or wadded? Or if SHE WASHED...
God forbid if you are into rimming.

 

[negro2k]

your highly paid scientists have created new organs so you dont have to shit, or you pay people in india to siphon your shit out in your sleep. duh

 

[sapphirescales]

This thread is absolute win.

You only need to wad if you get shit toilet paper. Get Charmin or something decent and you'll fold all the time. Now when I'm out in public....you bet your ass I wad it. Why? Because I'd have to use the entire fucking roll for one wipe if I folded it - cheap ass practically transparent TP.

 

[Midas Touch]

To hell with folded, wadded, Wet Wipes, or The Bidet.

"THREE SEA SHELLS" FTW!!!

 

[fm1234]

Wadded up.

And then you like it.


Frank

 

[Fatbat]

Aaaaannnd... we're back! You wouldn't think talking about toilet habits would be so fascinating, yet here we are.

 

[JoshTodd]

folded is the only civilized method

 

[JakeStratham]

Since we're visiting old threads this one is better:

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/42634-sit-stand.html

lol Lot of barbarians around here.

 

[pickledegg]

2 things:

1. I can only shit on my 'own head'
2. Folded, but I have to follow it up with a shower.

Theres an exception to the above rules if I need an emergency dump.

 

[WickedJoe]

The real question is what do you all do in an apocalypse scenario? Survivalists have been stashing gold/silver and food just in case. Personally, my money is on stashing toilet paper.