Forget Drunk Posts, Try Catnip!

[turbolapp]

So here I am at work...stoned. *giggle*

In all fairness to myself (like I would not be fair to myself, heh) I didn't intend to wind up this way.

Last weekend, I was at a girlfriends house and I wound up up in her med-cabinent looking for some advil and a bottle of Catnip pills fell out. I was like, WTF is this?? And she said that they are a great natural sedative and gave me some. I put them in my purse and forgot about them until today when I got off of the phone from a particularly stressful call. When they rolled out of my purse a few moments later I popped them and VOILA! (that's my word today, voila) I'm feelin no pain. Catnip. Who Knew?

 

[xmcp123]

So here I am at work...stoned. *giggle*

In all fairness to myself (like I would not be fair to myself, heh) I didn't intend to wind up this way.

Last weekend, I was at a girlfriends house and I wound up up in her med-cabinent looking for some advil and a bottle of Catnip pills fell out. I was like, WTF is this?? And she said that they are a great natural sedative and gave me some. I put them in my purse and forgot about them until today when I got off of the phone from a particularly stressful call. When they rolled out of my purse a few moments later I popped them and VOILA! (that's my word today, voila) I'm feelin no pain. Catnip. Who Knew?

Yup.
If you can deal with the taste, you can smoke it too.
However, that's not the catnip from the pet store. Gotta grow your own.

 

[pfgannon]

I used to work at a Petsmart, we'd always have crack heads coming in to buy cat nip and ask about its side effects.

 

[nachoninja]

So you're like this now?

 

[turbolapp]

More like:

 

[Brandon Laz]

Waw great it can turn humans to cats :error:

 

[ExEnigma]

I used to work at a Petsmart, we'd always have crack heads coming in to buy cat nip and ask about its side effects.

LOL. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

Ex

 

[springer]

Kittenz shud not smok. Iz not gud fr ther lungz. Maks bad bref, tu.

 

[Possibility]

Whoa whoa whoa, you can smoke catnip?

 

[pfgannon]

Trust me, you don't want to.

 

[Possibility]

Trust me, you don't want to.

But now I am intrigued...

 

[xmcp123]

But now I am intrigued...

Well, you'll only do it once...ugh the flavor...

 

[pfgannon]

Exactly.

 

[E-graffiti]

Ive smoked bong loads of crumb doughnuts before... never catnip though.

 

[pfgannon]

Crumb Doughnuts? Seriously?

 

[E-graffiti]

I wasn't gonna say no...
Tasted like burnt cookies.

 

[barman]

Catnip pills? The fuck?

 

[turbolapp]

Part Deux

So I stopped by the Health Food store, and they were out of the pills. But they had the drops, so I got the drops WOOOOOWEEEE. They taste something awful. Like Ice Tea Gone Terribly Wrong.

hmmm no buzz with the drops, but I'm in a good mood, so I guess that's something.

 

[pfgannon]

Turbolap you've turned into a Catniphead!

 

[turbolapp]

Turbolap you've turned into a Catniphead!

I can lead the 12 step program. Hmmm I could start a support group forum.