Fuck Buzzwords

[papajohn56]

Being in any kind of marketing we see this shit all the time, but there's two special ones lately that have annoyed the shit out of me:

-"Robust"
-"Logistics"

Every trucking company is now a "logistics" company, and everyone is using "robust" to describe just about anything that is mediocre-to-good.

Had to get that out there, God Damn it's making me mad.

 

[Marketcake]

We'll touch base later on this facet

 

[papajohn56]

We'll touch base later on this facet

I don't know whether to +rep or -rep you

 

[n3tprofit]

Im tired of the word:

-twittering

or any twitter related word for that matter

 

[AffAholic]

the one i hate the most is "reach out"

Example: "Hi it's Sarah I just wanted to "reach out" to you about your campaigns."

All of my account managers at ad networks and affiliate networks started saying "reach out" the same week. It's like someone put out a worldwide memo.

second most hated buzzword: "epic"

 

[n3tprofit]

the one i hate the most is "reach out"

Example: "Hi it's Sarah I just wanted to "reach out" to you about your campaigns."

All of my account managers at ad networks and affiliate networks started saying "reach out" the same week. It's like someone put out a worldwide memo.

second most hated buzzword: "epic"

thats a good one!

 

[mingrza]

You know what? Fuck hybrid wannabe fucking trendy words...

Chil-laxing... I fucking hate when people say that...


:angrysoapbox_sml:

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I hate people who call themselves "Social Media Experts."

 

[FatalError]

I hate people who call themselves "Social Media Experts."

You mean Dennis Yu?

 

[amanda11]

"Hey guys, I'm TWITTERING while taking a massive shit, and I love the BLOGOSPHERE!"

Going to strangle one of those mother fuckers anyway day now.

 

[emp]

hahaha... Buzzword Bingo time

- synergy
- bilateral as in: "we will have to discuss this bilaterally later" (WTF? Do you even know what that word means?)
- social media presence
- web reputation

::emp::

 

[b_sun]

I think we need to pull up, have a conversation, and get our arms around the situation. From there we can grab the low hanging fruit, make sure we don't drop any of the crystal balls. After that we can go over our lessons learned and go from there.

 

[emp]

A pet peeve of mine is the sports - related buzzphrases

"now the ball is in their field" - AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

::emp::

 

[Medici]

"going forward"

 

[-Matt-]

webinar

 

[Goodcat]

s'all good

 

[RockDiesel]

A pet peeve of mine is the sports - related buzzphrases

"now the ball is in their field" - AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

::emp::

Usually, that one is "the ball is in your court" not field.

 

[cryptix]

Yesterday, I was tweeting while fappin my twat, and my friend was like OMG GTFO RUKM?! And I was like hell yeah maaang, I gotsta gets mine.

 

[Bween]

*sexting

 

[cryptix]

twitterquette
social space
social networking guru
GURU - I fucking hate this term

Barack Hussein Obama - this is another term I can't stomach